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Celebrities That Need to Disappear RECOVERED

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jp #9 jpOG 2003

How about Adolf Hitler? What a hack. I mean, I don't even know if everyone agrees that the Holocaust actually even HAPPENED.

thefunkyfresh #8 thefunkyfreshFounder

i think one of our "slash combos" from back in the day was a "regis philbin / buttplug"

in this case at least regis would serve a purpse....

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#7 brothermanOG 2004

I think this "Famous for Nothing" thread is getting stupid. I could see saying someone like Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie being famous for nothing. They're living off their family names. Or the same with people who marry someone famous and earn fame from that.

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#7.1 alexOG 2001

no you're stupid

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#7.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

I could crush you like a bug little man. ;oP

originalsnob #6 originalsnobOG 2004

What about Nicole Richie??? Truthfully, since Baby (no clue of the name) she's faded into the background pretty much. Anyhow she kind of just lived off of her dad's name.

originalsnob #6.1 originalsnobOG 2004

I think Yoko Ono, Ivana Trump, and partially Mia Farrow ( I know she did some *chokes on the word* acting) fall into this category also.

superhero #5 superheroOG 2004

i forgot some

Ryan Seacrest
Rachel Ray
Martin Lawerence

fivezero #5.1 fivezeroOG 2003

These people are just personalities. no talent to be found here.

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#5.2 brothermanOG 2004

Rachel Ray is famous for her quick meal ideas which spawned from a magazine to a show. How is that famous for nothing?

thefunkyfresh #5.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i think that's true, just because someone sucks doesn't mean that they're famous for nothing

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#5.2.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

The woman's annoying, but she cooks up some tasty stuff.

socalgal #5.3 socalgalOG 2003

actually, even tho you might not like martin lawrence...he's made a name for himself...he had his successful show, martin and a few movies under his belt.

englandkid #5.4 englandkidOG 2003

Thank you! I can't stand Ryan Seacrest. Bad enough he's on American Idol, but now he's taken over for Dick Clark (which is good that Dick Clark doesn't really do the Rockin New Years Eve thing, but couldnt they find ANYONE better?) and he's also on Z100 and he has no talent and hes annoying!

fivezero #4 fivezeroOG 2003

Agree with all except Ben Affleck.

superhero #4.1 superheroOG 2004

because of Boiler Room, right? "Ear to ear, baby!"

fivezero #4.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

didn't see Boiler Room. anyway, Ben Affleck WON the oscar for best screenplay for co-writing Good will Hunting with Matt Damon. he recently wrote AND directed another oscar contender called Gone Baby Gone. granted he's been in, like, 10 bad movies, but i think the streak might be broken with Hollywoodland, which was awesome. I also give him props for producing Project Greenlight and being in all those Jersey movies.

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#4.1.1.1 alexOG 2001

i said the same thing about ben afleck. he's not a great actor, but good will hunting was awesome and he co-wrote it. i dont really think he was very good in any of those view askew jay and silent bob movies. but props for writing good will hunting.

i want to punch regis philbin in the face until he is dead. he's so annoying.

i agree with gina on brett micheals though. he is a HUGE tool, but at least he was in a successful rock band.

totally agree with dan on the jonas brothers, they suck and should die.

also on my list are jim rome, joe rogan, carlos mencia, that dude that does the bad impressions on tv and earnest hemmingway.

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brothermanOG 2004

How do you lump Earnest Hemmingway in this argument? Wow... some crazy responses here...

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alexOG 2001

that was kind of a joke.

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brothermanOG 2004

Oh.

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#3 brothermanOG 2004

Come on! Regis is entertaining.

fivezero #3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

he's a complete waste.

socalgal #2 socalgalOG 2003

im SO with you on that. paris needs to die or become homeless. she's famous for absolutely nothing. well her "scandalous" tape. but anyone can do that!

ben affleck was bad in good will hunting...he's from boston and STILL couldn't get the accent right.

another would be Kim Kardashian, although i think she's SUPER hot....shes famous for nothing....well a "scandal" tape.

kevin federline hasnt done a thing either. and is famous just cause of who he married.

superhero #2.1 superheroOG 2004

i am oddly attracted to kim kardashian in a way that i can definitely not explain

fivezero #2.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

ditto.

flomojopoanode #2.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

yeah, cause she's got a nice bod. I've summed up what you couldn't.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

affirmative. she's physically attractive. that's it.

socalgal #2.1.2 socalgalOG 2003

oh im totally attracted to her. she's def hot...but hasnt done anything to be famous for. just hot.

juicymango #2.1.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

i was gonna say Kim K. Famous for receiving a golden shower on tape. Cool. That's something all girls can aspire to. ::wretch::

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I should have just taken the context clues. Daggone Wikipedia, it REALLY does know ALL :0(

BLECH

thefunkyfresh #2.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

federline and miley cyrus are perfect examples

fivezero #2.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i'll definitely co-sign Federline. that dude is total human waste.

superhero #1 superheroOG 2004

I agree with Paris Hilton (although one of her music videos has me laughing every time), I sort of agree with Regis Philbin (except did you see the episode of How I Met Your Mother with him? Classic), I have no idea who Rip Taylor is, and I enjoyed Ben Affleck in "Boiler Room".

The list should include the following people
Brett Michaels
Tia Tequila
Spencer and Heidi (creepy flesh colored beard!)
Oprah
Miley Cyrus (It's not a felony!)
the Jonas Brothers
Lindsay Lohan (it's LINDSAY) and that weird girl Samantha?

those are all i have at the moment because I realize I'm just reciting my favorite clips from any episode of the Soup.

socalgal #1.1 socalgalOG 2003

hey bret michaels was in poison, they were UBER popular in the 80's....so he actually DID something. (you werent born then so i can understand the confusion :P)

im with you on freaking tila tequila and spencer and heidi and lame-0 miley cyrus. i just want to punch miley....or kick her mouth with my stilleto heel

superhero #1.1.1 superheroOG 2004

first off, i was born in November of 79, so although i don't remember much of the 80's, if Poison was cool I would have remembered them. that dude wears more eye makeup than any man should, which automatically makes him lame. also, he apparently only want to fall in love with a girl that looks like a cheap hooker. who is forced to work the daytime shift at hooters.

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#1.1.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

How do you not remember much of the 80's? I was born in September of 79 and can remember seeing ET at a drive-in theater.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

wow, i'm older than you, born in july of '79, and I am still SCARED of ET.

superhero superheroOG 2004

i remember being terrified of this movie when i was younger. 100% terrified. That included it being released on video when i was in 4th grade.

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brothermanOG 2004

Were you guys breatfed till 4th grade or what? LOL!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i was moderately scared of ET as a child. though i was deathly afraid of the lizard people on that show V.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

wow, V!

malibu malibuOG 2001

i know i'm late to this convo but i've had this discussion with todd before e.t. is the one movie that i'm still scared to death of. i hate it and every part of it creeps me out. i think it's where i began with my the governemnt is always trying to cover things up paranoia.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

THANK YOU!!!!! I was beginning to feel like the Grinch that stole Christmas because e.t. NEVER gave me warm squishy feelings. They traumatized us in Nursery w/ it PLUS my grand has her own conspiracy theory about the idea behind e.t. *sigh of liberation*

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'll agree. e.t never filled me with sentimental child-like wonder. even when i was a sentimental child. it was just plain creepy. and to this day, i don't enjoy that movie and don't care to watch it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder fivezero

i also felt that et was completely creepy and scary. to this day he freaks me out. those long creepy fingers!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 thefunkyfresh

yeah, man. so not into it. haha.

malibu malibuOG 2001

i'm intruiged and i love a good conspiracy theory and have no idea what one could be related to e.t. what is it?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 malibu

It's ridiculous! I'll leave it at that.
PS I love my Nanny :o)

**inbox

theremin thereminOG 2002 malibu

Did you know that E.T. was supposed to represent Christ in the movie? Interesting, right?

iwz iwz theremin

sup, rob!

theremin thereminOG 2002 iwz

Doing well, thanks. ('cept, got laid off from job 2 week ago, because we've done a lot with the project and there was budget cuts like at every company now...otherwise, alright. Had the opportunity to take a fulltime position with Bloomberg in the City which is strange, since I got laid-off working there, but it required weekend availability, so I turned it down. Also another position there came up at 1 of the NJ locations, but it was only a 3-week job 40 miles away with tolls and not enough money. So, still searching for work.) Also, I've been considering more and more lately, joining a foreign lang. Cong. So we'll see. Meanwhile, really loving NYC.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 theremin

what exactly do you do?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 englandkid

that's a really good question. sum it up in 5 words!

theremin thereminOG 2002 englandkid

Yeh, I get that question all the time and never know how to answer it simply enough.

Annnyway,
I was working on a News Search Enhancement project for Bloomberg (My title was Web Content Analyst)...we were basically building news feed syndications for the Bloomberg NewsWire. The job I was gonna be put forward for at their Manhattan location, but turned down due to scheduling conflict, was Global Customer Support.

Still out of work, so if anyone can help me get work, I would be very grateful indeed. Job searching is extremely draining to say the least.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 theremin

ok i'm more confused than i was before I asked... what type of work are you looking for?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 englandkid

he can't do it in 5 words or less.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 fivezero

i dont think he was trying :)

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 englandkid

oops i meant even trying

theremin thereminOG 2002 englandkid

Didn't know I was meant to :-|

theremin thereminOG 2002 englandkid

eh, A job

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 theremin

it took me soooo long to find this thread again....

socalgal #1.1.1.2 socalgalOG 2003

awww you're a cheap hooker too and i love you!!!!

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