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If you ever get a chance, watch.....

starshiptrooper by starshiptrooperOG 2003 · Oct 19, 2003 · 280 views

The Newlyweds (on MTV) w/ J Simpson and her ol man.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on Sci Fi CHannel.

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vash #7 vashOG 2003

Family Guy....best show ever....period

sugabluejennnie #6 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Jessica simpson is hilarious she is the ambassador of blondes she is so funny.. * do you want a buffalo wing* No i dont eat buffalo LOL OH MY thats HILARIOUS....... thats what the california air will do to ya...

starshiptrooper #6.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003 offtopic

Hope you are FAR AWAY from the fires, SBJ! So much destuction!

starshiptrooper #6.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

it was a concerned commment ok??????? sorry i care.

tinser #6.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

that's fine...but it's still off topic, it's not a bad thing

iwz #6.1.1.2 iwz informative

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starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

o...k..................sorry

sugabluejennnie #6.2 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

I MUST SAY IN JESSICAS DEFENSE SHE ISNT THAT STUPID HAVE YOU SEEN HER CAR????? SHE KNOWS HOW TO GET IT *TOPS DOWN*

starshiptrooper #6.2.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

i dont think it takes a rocket scientist to do that

thatdarngirl #5 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Since I felt gross yesterday I sat around and watched Newlyweds. I hate Jessica Simpson so much. Someone should just shoot Nick and put him out of his misery.

J
#5.1 jollycandymanOG 2001

its kinda funny how I used to think she was pretty, but now after watching the show she just seems gross to me

malibu #5.1.1 malibuOG 2001

yes i used to think she was really smart and sang good and was pretty but after seeing this show.......she is such a moron. how could one person be so absolutely slow and such a spoiled brat??? i don't even care if she sings good anymore cuz i don't wanna watch.

J
#5.1.1.1 jollycandymanOG 2001

yeah, I kind of want to just punch her in her supid face

malibu malibuOG 2001

i don't think nick actually loves her. maybe he just married her cuz she was a challenge.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

they DID break up for awhile...he seems more exasperated then in love most of the time.

malibu malibuOG 2001

and they signed on for another season. she's like, "yeah everyone reacts positively to it and really like it." don't you realize they're all laughing about how stupid you are. i don't think her public image could get any worse.

fivezero #4 fivezeroOG 2003

that is the all-time WORST SHOW EVER! jessican simpson is a worthless human being. nick is the only slightly redeeming quality. every time you kids watch that dumb waste of money, film, time and effort--7689 babies are stricken with downs syndrome!

T
#4.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

HEY, not nice Brian, thats so morbid.

tinser #3 tinserOG 2002

i think newlyweds is my second favorite tv show on right now...its soooo funny....who spends 750 dollars on two pairs of underwear and a bra?

yodasucka #3.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

haha yea,, that was so great.. and shes all like "i didn't look at the price and i can't return them now" like who signs something without looking? and who picks up something with out looking at the price? and ya kno all this was going on while the husband was out to lunch with a buncha hot chicks...

tinser #3.1.1 tinserOG 2002

yeah, and she definitely could have returned them after she just walked out of the store...they'd still remember her

T
#3.1.1.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

And its not like they are going to tell a famous person with cameras surrounding her that she can't go return her ridiculously priced underwear.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, i know, right!?!

starshiptrooper #3.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

RATS I missed that one! well thre are always repeats.

T
#2 toxicgirlOG 2003

For some reason, I never miss that show. Jessica Simpson is the Webster's definition of airhead. I NEVER liked 98degrees, but this show has made me think that Nick Lachey is a good guy. I watched him walk around Home Depot to find outlets to hook up and I was so impressed. He can do small home repairs in addition to sing bad songs.

starshiptrooper #2.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

isn't that funny, I feel the exact same way. Shes a spoilt whiney pouty little fuff whos such a pig, dont cook, clean, she doesnt even know what a TEE is!!!!!!!!! sHE KEPT CALLING IT A PEG!!(they went golfing)
nICK TAKES HER CAMPIONG TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PARK ON EArTH AND ALL SHE CAN DO IS WHINE "i'M BORED".and drink lite beer all day. and burp.
(sorry bout the meannness, its true)
Yea I never cared for 98 degrees either but Nick seems like a great catch.
He needs to SHOW her how to clean. It seems to me that hes not happy. I think she forgot that after the wedding theres a marriaige!
This is ALL my husbands fault, HE got me into this show!!!!!

deanh77 #2.1.1 deanh77Founder

watching this show makes me apreciate my wife more.

I think if I was married to Jessica Simpson, I would have killed her by now.

Nick Lachey has the patience of a thousand men.

starshiptrooper #2.1.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea, I think it shows my husband I'm not a total ditz, but after 27 yrs maybe he figgured it out on his own...her Nick is alot like my Nick.

thatdarngirl #1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Jessica Simpson is soo dumb. I enjoy watching that and laughing at her.

Mystery science theater is classic
"Trumpy..what are you doing here?"
"Killing people"

starshiptrooper #1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

YaY a MST3000 fan!!!
I had lost track of it when it was MST2000, it went away or something for awhile, now its back and as FUNNY as ever!
I love making comments to shows and movies, but these guys have some knack!!!

2 Japanese kids:(to some 1950s superhero) Its the Prince of earth!!

Prince of Earth: you may call me the Artist formally known as Prince of Earth!

J
#1.1.1 jollycandymanOG 2001

Hahha, I love that one, I think it was Prince of Space though

starshiptrooper #1.1.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea, ur right...wasn't that like the most awful movie? just asking to be made fun of!

J
jollycandymanOG 2001

yeah it was. Almost funny on its own

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

oh man! i loved the one where like they had a dead cow's head and one of the guys said "got miiiilk?!" it was soooo funny!

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

I hope they do "Plan 9 from Outer Space".
Once again, on its own its one big joke. With that guy and his puppets, faggeddabout it! I NEED a good laugh.

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