Spaceballs

by toxicgirlOG 2003 · Aug 26, 2003 · 266 views · ·

Here is another funny fav of mine:

DARK HELMET looks at the camera, then he turns back to the monitor.
COL SANDURZ looks at the camera when DARK HELMET looks back at the monitor, then he looks back at the monitor. DARK HELMET looks at the camera when COL SANDURZ looks back at the monitor. When DARK HELMET turns back, he waves his hand. He turns back to the camera.

DARK HELMET
What the **** am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

COL SANDURZ
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

DARK HELMET
What happened to then?

COL SANDURZ
We passed then.

DARK HELMET
When?

COL SANDURZ
Just now. We're at now, now.

DARK HELMET
Go back to then.

COL SANDURZ
When?

DARK HELMET
Now.

COL SANDURZ
Now?

DARK HELMET
Now.

COL SANDURZ
I can't.

DARK HELMET
Why?

COL SANDURZ
We missed it.

DARK HELMET
When?

COL SANDURZ
Just now.

DARK HELMET
When will then be now?

COL SANDURZ
Soon.

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23 Comments

jollycandymanOG 2001 · Sep 19, 2003

"Vespa come, it's your father........FOOLED YOU."
Ahh my favorite line , so fun to say to strangers on the street.

rocksupastarFounder · Oct 6, 2003

oh, so THATS why you said it to me

jollycandymanOG 2001 · Oct 9, 2003

yep and dont you forget it, ghetto booty

ilikebirdsOG 2002 · Sep 9, 2003

i remember when i was 12 there was a scene that was rumored to exist... dark helmet and the lizzadies.. gone wild. but to this day i've yet to find that rumor to be true.