ezabel's KOL-er's---1 Million Meat
by Hey everyone, I feel like being generous. REALLY generous. So I'm giving away 1 million meat. But you have to do something special for me. Amaze me, make me laugh, entertain me in some way/shape or form. Something like that. I'm offering 1, 0 0 0, 0 0 0 meat for a limited time.
Limited Time Offer- Today (July 19th-July 21st.)
If you are interested, just EZ message me, or KOL message me. My KOL handle is "schmootsfautsen".
~Todd.
Let the pandemonium begin.
TUESDAY UPDATE: I'm a little disappointed in everyone. There are only 4 people interested?! Let's get things going, c'mon!
I'm thinking about making this a week long project, and writing a poll so that everyone can vote for who they think should get it. Right now there're only for 4 of you.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON UPDATE:
iwz wins! He cracked me up so bad I actually peed a little. hahaah
THURSDAY UPDATE: I didn't write that last update, but I'm not deleting it...it is funny. Anyway, I have chosen a winner. I have rewarded him with his 1,000,000 meat. Thanks for playing everybody! And the winner is: Perrin
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62 Comments
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It's all good yo, log in and you will see. ;)
Wow, Mike sharing the wealth?
yes he is, refer to comment 53
Yeah I am. lol
log in and check. lol
lol, thanks!
No problem. :-)
Thanks you are too kind. Don't worry I'll share my wealth. lol
please read the winner update
alright, so I need everyone's KOL user name. If you don't feel like posting it, you can send me an ezabel message.
Well mine is Bleddyn. lol
Rogues
Here is my question though. Do you really think people even had any idea what they were really even voting about? lol
I'm the only girl trying...take pity on me. :)
lame excuse, what happened to women's rights? Don't you want to be treated equal?
Who is lexman?
spend some time with mike and bobby and i and you will be entertained..
put it in a freeze and save it for a bbq, oh man yum yum
Todd, you can't see me, but I'm dancing to show you just how badly I want the million. A little of the Robot, a bit of the Cabbage Patch, and some Running Man to top it off. :)
And I might even throw a little of the Macarena in there if you're a good boy. ;) HAHAHAHA!!!!
So do you teach your son how to bribe too?
I don't teach him that....it just comes naturally for him.
nice, nice. I won!
ok, todd, you can send the million to suqur on kol. good times, good times.
huh.
cheating.
you should be ashamed.
someone ban him for abusing his privileges.
when did you make that character? It said suqur last time I looked, but now it says "rogues"
hahaha, modified by modestjesse. haha, slick, reaaal slick.
hehe, I had to take a final shot at my comedic genious to win the mill, kinda like you faked the poll.
how about i just give away 2 million meat to whoever messages me... ..
I'll message you
If I get this 2 million, I'll give it away with the 1 million other meat, OR we can have 3 winners!
How do you even make that much money? I have about 25 meat.
ah, good question. I have some good money making-schemes. See my journal.
I actually had over a million meat just from selling things at my store but I donate everything else after that million to the clan. lol
If you give it to me, I'll buy enough food to feed everyone, AND enough liquor to get everyone sloshed!!! :)
-1 point for you. Nobody's getting sloshed. NOBODY.
Not for real......I meant on the game!! :(
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. nice.
So...can I have my point back? :)
you still don't get that point back.
Aw MAN!! Why not?
Um.....here's a deal....you give me the million, and if you come out here, Adam and I will take you snowboarding AND we'll pay your way in. :)
ooooooo, I love to snowboard. (you have the most points anyway, you're the only one even trying so far.)
SWEET!!
*Makes mental note that snowboarding seems to work with bribing Todd* :)
If you give it to me I'll donate it all to Clan charity!
oh yeah? Do you march around wearing shirts saying "save the meat tree?"
Um, I don't care how you spend it. I think it's nice that you'd be willing to share the wealth, but...keep some of it!
March? No. But i do drive in my meat mobile.
Hahahaha.....Todd, if I'm the only one who makes an attepmt at this, do I win by default? :)
If only I was funny. DOH!
It doesn't have to be jokes....
Well I could slam myself into things, I'm pretty good at that. If only you could see me throw myself into the boards at the hockey rink and throw myself into fences.
Ok, it's not funny, but if you give me the million, I'll cook a fabulous meal of your choice for you. :)
but you live so far away :(
Well come visit then!! You're always welcome to stay with us, and I'll even cook for you!! (Can you tell I LOVE having guests? Hahaha)
:)
I'll give you my son for a day. That will entertain you more than you'll ever have wished for. :)
hahaha, no thanks.
Hmmmmmmmm....
*Scratches that idea off the list*
oh, if you don't feel like messaging, you can just post your hilarity here. Try to out do each other and stuff.. GO!