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ezabel's KOL-er's---1 Million Meat

flomojopoanode by flomojopoanodeFounder · Jul 19, 2004 · 288 views

Hey everyone, I feel like being generous. REALLY generous. So I'm giving away 1 million meat. But you have to do something special for me. Amaze me, make me laugh, entertain me in some way/shape or form. Something like that. I'm offering 1, 0 0 0, 0 0 0 meat for a limited time.

Limited Time Offer- Today (July 19th-July 21st.)

If you are interested, just EZ message me, or KOL message me. My KOL handle is "schmootsfautsen".

~Todd.

Let the pandemonium begin.

TUESDAY UPDATE: I'm a little disappointed in everyone. There are only 4 people interested?! Let's get things going, c'mon!

I'm thinking about making this a week long project, and writing a poll so that everyone can vote for who they think should get it. Right now there're only for 4 of you.

TUESDAY AFTERNOON UPDATE:
iwz wins! He cracked me up so bad I actually peed a little. hahaah

THURSDAY UPDATE: I didn't write that last update, but I'm not deleting it...it is funny. Anyway, I have chosen a winner. I have rewarded him with his 1,000,000 meat. Thanks for playing everybody! And the winner is: Perrin

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62 Comments

specialk #20 specialkOG 2003

:(

perrin #20.1 perrinOG 2004

It's all good yo, log in and you will see. ;)

specialk #20.1.1 specialkOG 2003

You ROCK!!!! :) Thanks!!

perrin #20.1.1.1 perrinOG 2004

No problem. :-)

modestjesse #20.1.2 modestjesseOG 2004

Wow, Mike sharing the wealth?

flomojopoanode #20.1.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

yes he is, refer to comment 53

perrin #20.1.2.2 perrinOG 2004

Yeah I am. lol
log in and check. lol

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

lol, thanks!

perrin perrinOG 2004

No problem. :-)

perrin #19 perrinOG 2004

Thanks you are too kind. Don't worry I'll share my wealth. lol

flomojopoanode #18 flomojopoanodeFounder

please read the winner update

flomojopoanode #17 flomojopoanodeFounder

alright, so I need everyone's KOL user name. If you don't feel like posting it, you can send me an ezabel message.

perrin #17.1 perrinOG 2004

Well mine is Bleddyn. lol

modestjesse #17.2 modestjesseOG 2004

Rogues

perrin #16 perrinOG 2004

Here is my question though. Do you really think people even had any idea what they were really even voting about? lol

specialk #16.1 specialkOG 2003

Who cares? Vote for SpecialK!!!!! :)

perrin #16.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Who do you think I voted for? ;)

specialk #15 specialkOG 2003

I'm the only girl trying...take pity on me. :)

modestjesse #15.1 modestjesseOG 2004

lame excuse, what happened to women's rights? Don't you want to be treated equal?

perrin #14 perrinOG 2004

Who is lexman?

iwz #14.1 iwz

the funky fresh's brother

perrin #14.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Oh ok. Matt's bro. lol

hunkpapap #13 hunkpapapOG 2003

spend some time with mike and bobby and i and you will be entertained..

yay #12 yayOG 2004

put it in a freeze and save it for a bbq, oh man yum yum

specialk #11 specialkOG 2003

Todd, you can't see me, but I'm dancing to show you just how badly I want the million. A little of the Robot, a bit of the Cabbage Patch, and some Running Man to top it off. :)

specialk #11.1 specialkOG 2003

And I might even throw a little of the Macarena in there if you're a good boy. ;) HAHAHAHA!!!!

modestjesse #11.1.1 modestjesseOG 2004

So do you teach your son how to bribe too?

specialk #11.1.1.1 specialkOG 2003

I don't teach him that....it just comes naturally for him.

iwz #10 iwz

nice, nice. I won!

ok, todd, you can send the million to suqur on kol. good times, good times.

flomojopoanode #10.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

huh.

cheating.

you should be ashamed.

someone ban him for abusing his privileges.

flomojopoanode #10.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

when did you make that character? It said suqur last time I looked, but now it says "rogues"

iwz #10.2.1 iwz

hahaha, modified by modestjesse. haha, slick, reaaal slick.

modestjesse #10.2.1.1 modestjesseOG 2004

hehe, I had to take a final shot at my comedic genious to win the mill, kinda like you faked the poll.

ilikebirds #9 ilikebirdsOG 2002

how about i just give away 2 million meat to whoever messages me... ..

flomojopoanode #9.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

I'll message you

flomojopoanode #9.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

If I get this 2 million, I'll give it away with the 1 million other meat, OR we can have 3 winners!

modestjesse #8 modestjesseOG 2004

How do you even make that much money? I have about 25 meat.

flomojopoanode #8.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

ah, good question. I have some good money making-schemes. See my journal.

perrin #8.2 perrinOG 2004

I actually had over a million meat just from selling things at my store but I donate everything else after that million to the clan. lol

specialk #7 specialkOG 2003

If you give it to me, I'll buy enough food to feed everyone, AND enough liquor to get everyone sloshed!!! :)

flomojopoanode #7.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

-1 point for you. Nobody's getting sloshed. NOBODY.

specialk #7.1.1 specialkOG 2003

Not for real......I meant on the game!! :(

flomojopoanode #7.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. nice.

specialk specialkOG 2003

So...can I have my point back? :)

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

you still don't get that point back.

specialk specialkOG 2003

Aw MAN!! Why not?

Um.....here's a deal....you give me the million, and if you come out here, Adam and I will take you snowboarding AND we'll pay your way in. :)

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

ooooooo, I love to snowboard. (you have the most points anyway, you're the only one even trying so far.)

specialk specialkOG 2003

SWEET!!
*Makes mental note that snowboarding seems to work with bribing Todd* :)

modestjesse #6 modestjesseOG 2004

If you give it to me I'll donate it all to Clan charity!

flomojopoanode #6.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

oh yeah? Do you march around wearing shirts saying "save the meat tree?"

Um, I don't care how you spend it. I think it's nice that you'd be willing to share the wealth, but...keep some of it!

modestjesse #6.1.1 modestjesseOG 2004

March? No. But i do drive in my meat mobile.

specialk #5 specialkOG 2003

Hahahaha.....Todd, if I'm the only one who makes an attepmt at this, do I win by default? :)

perrin #4 perrinOG 2004

If only I was funny. DOH!

flomojopoanode #4.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

It doesn't have to be jokes....

perrin #4.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Well I could slam myself into things, I'm pretty good at that. If only you could see me throw myself into the boards at the hockey rink and throw myself into fences.

specialk #3 specialkOG 2003

Ok, it's not funny, but if you give me the million, I'll cook a fabulous meal of your choice for you. :)

flomojopoanode #3.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

but you live so far away :(

specialk #3.1.1 specialkOG 2003

Well come visit then!! You're always welcome to stay with us, and I'll even cook for you!! (Can you tell I LOVE having guests? Hahaha)
:)

specialk #2 specialkOG 2003

I'll give you my son for a day. That will entertain you more than you'll ever have wished for. :)

flomojopoanode #2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

hahaha, no thanks.

specialk #2.1.1 specialkOG 2003

Hmmmmmmmm....

*Scratches that idea off the list*

flomojopoanode #1 flomojopoanodeFounder

oh, if you don't feel like messaging, you can just post your hilarity here. Try to out do each other and stuff.. GO!

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