Math is Useful

by superheroOG 2004 · Oct 22, 2004 · 173 views

A good reminder ...

We know that girls require time and money. .

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that time IS money.

Time = Money.

Therefore, by using substitution of money for time, we see that

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = (Money)2

Then we know that Money is the root of all evil.

Money = (√Evil)2

Hence, we are forced to conclude that

Girls = Evil

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#7 socalgalOG 2003

Oct 24, 2004

so does thie mean you're switching teams?? :P

#7.1 malibuOG 2001

Oct 29, 2004

you guys have enough players on your team already. and we need a shortstop. why don't you come play with us for a while? i love seinfield.

#6 toxicgirlOG 2003

Oct 22, 2004

girls love it when you talk math to them. it's totally hot

#5 flomojopoanodeFounder funny

Oct 22, 2004

although math may in fact be useful, you are not.

#4 iwz

Oct 22, 2004

coupla years late, there bro

#4.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Oct 22, 2004

PWNED. Delete this thread. Theres a huge fork sticking out of it.

#4.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

Oct 25, 2004

even I remembered this was already on here....

#3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Oct 22, 2004

Welcome to 1997!

#2 fivezeroOG 2003

Oct 22, 2004

grow up, hill

#1 sunshyneOG 2004

Oct 22, 2004

or like my daddy likes to say: watch out for women and their wicked wiles. i think this is actually from walt disney's snow white, but im not sure.

Math is Useful

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