The Car Makes the Man LOCKED
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For Sale: 97 Mazda Protege
This is the macking forum because this is a true CAR TO GET THE LADIES.
The high-pitch whistling noise, when driving, lets all in the area know you are there. It is sure to get a glance from every attractive person in the area.
The interior has nice ambient light provided by the check engine light which glows in a seductive orange.
The 180,000+ miles shows your a man with places to go and that you've been places. Also highlights your ability to commit.
The foot long scrath on the passengers side, accented with rust, lets all realize that you are unique, one of a kind.
The expired inspections tags show your wildside. You're not a man afraid to live dangerously and break the law.
Anyone interest in this chick magnet?
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haha dude, my brand new tercel is gonna get all the ladies. Yeah, thats a toyota...