Pickup lines that don't work.
by All I have to say is that if you have a corny one then please share it. They are quite retardedly funny.
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hi, honey. are you gonna be walking to your car alone tonight? watch out for me later, i'll be the guy with the ski mask and leathetr gloves.
How about you want fries with that. I've tried it over and over at McDonalds but it hasn't worked yet
Fries is the wrong line. Offer a milkshake. Works every time...
I think there are some dirty undertones in that statement of yours.
Um..no, but thanks for putting that thought in my head now.
I don't see how you could not have thought of that, why pick a milkshake then? Actually..don't answer. We're gonna end this here.
Because I have a clean mind now....atleast I thought. Unless it was my subconscience haunting me.
I picked it cause what girl doesn't like a milkshake?!
*offers to buy all the girls milkshakes*
i'll take a vanilla one
Oh me too..those are my favorite.
Wow, finally some girls who like vanilla over chocolate. :) Vanilla shakes are sooooo good aren't they? :)
I guess I'll buy Thai one too, he's pretty feminine. :)
Ew chocolate is gross. Too much chocolate-ness. Vanilla is better then anything.
That would be a very nice gesture.
strawberry shakes from BK are the bomb...
i'm allergic to vanilla milk shakes, so i'll have to go with the chocolate
Heh, I'm lactose intollerant, so after I get my vanilla shake stay away!
i'm not lactose intolerant...just can't have vanilla shakes for some reason...i have the weirdest allergies
have u met Dan?
i could teach you, but i'd have to charge.
haha i was thinking the same thing... not so modest as we seem eh Jesse? lol
If there are I don't see them at all. I apologize if there are I meant the statemnt the way I said it with no undertones. Ask anyone who knows me if there were undertones I totally wouldn't pick up on them.
*Dany Devito's voice* LIES!
/jk Mike, they're actually picking on my line, but there were no undertones there.
But seriously, next time, skip the fry line, offer the milkshake.
yea, we did this already... sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!
redundant comment...refer to comment #2. ha.
<-- Stupid
welcome to my club
ok, Gab. we can't hang out with Mike EVER. you too together just ooze silliness.
haha, actually, we do need to hang out sometime!!!
bring it on sista....
darn you. this is a battle i can't win.
"and yooou! my true love! you call from the hilltop! call through the streets! 'darling don't you know? the water is poison!' and i say! 'come on and give me my poison!'"
Wow Pete, I never knew you felt that way.
uhh.. umm.. err.. *hears brian's keyboard* gotta go!
what can i say, when your right, your right.
i'm an existentialist, kiss me
either i spend too much time on this site, or i'm just really good at this game.
BTW-does it really work as a pickup line?
haha, yeah...i think everybody else should just give up, because clearly you kick booty
as for the pickup line working, i've never tried it...how about you try it and get back to us?
i don't think brian would like it if i was testing it out
try it on me!
dude she can experi...never mind. i volunteer.
you can try it on somebody who is NOT taken...have bryan make you a shirt
nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvermind
we already have covered this topic in a previous thread
***If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all***
hahaha, what a herb
HERB! HAHAHA! Man i so don't really miss that expression, but for some reason now it cracks me up instead of making me cringe...
Hi my name is ty, you're hot. i'm hot. lets make hot babies.