Pick Me Up
by Here’s a site I found from bored.com: http://www.pickuphelp.com/ It’s funny to me.
Pick Up Lines That Work...Well On Me Anyway:
In sixth grade, this cute classmate of mine would begin every day by entering homeroom late and shouting out to me "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair". It was repetitive but endearing. I still have fond thoughts of him.
This weekend, I was playing spades with some friends. A friend of my friend's husband was on the opposing team. Anyway, hearts were played and he was winning the book. Then, I put down my spade and trumped him. He said, "I don't even have your number and you're already breaking my heart." I know that was a corny line. Maybe it was his dimples, but he sooo had access to my number after that.
Any successful pick up lines? Worked for you/on you/whatever?
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Does anything result from car flirting?? No, so why do guys insist on being ninnies, I hope they get so distracted they crash into a tree!
it's just something to pass the time.
Yea, well, the next time a dude (on the passenger's side of his best friend's ride) is tryin to holla at me I'm gonna tell him to roll down his window and then I'm gonna throw a grenade in his lap. ok maybe a water balloon...SOMEthing!
coke or pepsi in a water gun it will do wonders for the paint on the car and to the pasanger as well. lol
keep it simple. throw a mcdonalds milkshake, no lid, willy nilly into the persons car. they will be upset.
Yeah but it's easier to keep coke and pepsi around and people tend to have those sitting around more. So how about a compromise. A large coke left over from McDonalds that's been sitting in the car. That would be GREAT!
"i roll down my window, and i throw my super big gulp at him...merry xmas"
Thanx for lookin' out guys...I'll get right on it.
Can I look at the tag on your shirt? Oh, I knew you were made in heaven.
never used one seriously before... but one time i asked a girl if she wanted me to buy her a smoothie and she said "i have a smoothie right here... you!" lol...
oh man... soo gross, hahahahaha thats just pathetic
i forget if that was before or after the microwaveable teddy bear...
hahaha, i thought you could only go up from the the microwavable teddy, man... but wow... that might ACTUALLY be sideways...
ehh pick up lines. the thing everyone can look forward getting past.
This is not exactly a pick up line as it was a pick up technique.
There was this time back in high school, I was leaving study hall and this kid (totally NOT my type) waltzes up and kisses my hand.
First I was shocked, then immediately disgusted, finally very concerned as well as creeped out. I thought to myself EWE! (although I might have actually said it outloud as well) And then I thought Who said you could even breathe near me... I don't know where those lips have been. This PLAYA'S game was down in the gutter... so much for bustin' a smooth move.
I usually tell girls i'm filthy rich and they'll never have to work a day in their life.
that usually works
until they realize i'm poor.. but by then.. my charms styles and wiles have already got them hooked. and then.. before they know it.. i kick them out the door and they're singing the blues
Are you Jamaican? Cuz Ja'makin' me crazy!
corniness...has reached...critical...massss!
lol...this reminded me of the time someone was cooking in the kicthen (was it me, frest?) and someone else walked in and said "watcha making old lady?" and frest said "dont call my sister a jamaican old lady!"
That's hilarious!!!
oh man where's milton
Well I've never used one and never had one used on me, so I'm not really sure what I'm doing in here. lol
lurking?
What do you mean? I've never used a line to get a girls number and a girl as far as I know has never used one to get mine.
there was this one brother that was so charming and funny that he knew how to deliver the corniest lines and they would come out so wittingly funny you couldn't help but fall in love with him. he said to me "you have the longest eyelashes, and the darkest eyes that remind me of chocolate pudding, can i lick them??" it made me laugh so much that I was ALL about him!
He must be extremely hot or something, because that line is bogue AND gross.
your comment is insatiable to my statement. your male, you wouldn't see it as such nor do you know him nor his sense of humor.
please do not kill bryan, he is nicer in person
no worries, i don't waste my time on people shorter than i. i like picking on ones my size....like you! :P
Ah, yes. The low blow. Dan's only got like an inch on me and that can't be positively corroborated because he wears shoes with HEELS. j/k, Dan. Anyway, ARE you taller than me? Are you some kind of SUPER Chicana?
5'10" WITHOUT any shoes.
BTW i don't even know if you are shorter or not, i'm jsut guessing cause theres too much bitterness and angst with you. hmm, the male version of avril??
Let's not get it twisted, sister. I'm not bitter or angsty. I'm just...whatever I am! I'm a happy person, really!
Clever observation. Myself AND you's! I just don't know how I come off, is all. Hope it's not too nasty. I hope you're not still sore about the Richard Simmons thing. I admit I still do it...
Not at all because like I said you don't have to use me as an excuse just because you like sweating to the oldies. lol
Oh, wow. Same height. Ginchy.
I'M insatiable, ask Dan.
