sono un playboy!
by i just have to say that italian people like me are definitely the baddest people in the whole world. we're just so cool and smart and cute and TERRIFIC decision makers too. we're also just so sexy it's not even fair, and when all us italians walk down the street people just look at us in awe. i feel sad for some of you that will never get to experience being God's gift to the earth... being italiano like me!
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sono l'italiano
l'italiano vero
d'accordo
oh! i just thought of a joke! ok, ok.. wat did the eyeball say to the sicilian eyeball? give up? ok he said "if you're sicilian, then i must be EYE-talian!" lol ok.. that one was so stupid
you're gonna have to go on a time-out for that one buddy. 2 days, no posting.
*sad violin music, sad puppy face*
hahaahhaha, you are a large large homo. and kudos on spelling "mamMa" correctly. ;)
what? what? i'm just celebrating my rich cultural heritage! dios mio, venezia roma republica domingo celebrar chico ayudar degiorno leaning tower of pisa! la santo a dios al queda misterioso michaelangelo leonardo! i thought we italians didn't use double constanants anyway
are you mocking me matt? I think we are going to fight...
i feel like having some italian food now... spaghetti and meatballs sounds good right about now
i'm making gnocchi bolongese right now
I'm more of a Guinea Guido than YOU are, Kelly!
okay there pregu!
there's too many foreigners on here
only italians i like are the ones who think it's cool they work at the Olive Garden. they serve me well.
yeah, i like me some olive garden garlic bread.
what the?? did anyone just see that?
yes. it's different. and it's nice.
i like it a lot!
I"m italian and it makes me awesome
non ce molto tempo!!!
i wish i was italian. in my opinion italians are the coolest. instead i'm german/british.
germans make good cars tho
but japanese make better ones