I know kung fu
by Wow Asians really do rule. I mean what aren't we good at. The tallest basketball player is asian. The best golfer is half asian. And I'm asian. So that pretty much covers everything. I mean we all know kungfu and we can do complex arithmetical algorithms whilst kicking your butt.
Unfortunately you all wont experience what it feels like to walk down the street and hear be mumble :
"I wonder if he can jump off that wall, do a roundhouse, and kick me in face"
"I wonder if he's a tourist"
"Yea he's definately chinese, they all look the same"
"I submit he doesn't have a large....toothbrush"
"Ahh whats 2+2 ... i'll ask that chinese guy right there"
"eww thats probably dog he's eating right now"
"How does he see where he's going...OPEN YOUR EYES FREAK"
"See what his father did at pearl harbor. lets kill him"
"Bet he'll make a good house pet"
Cookies were made, the first patch too doughie and white.. Thrown away. THe second batch burnt and crispy and black.. thrown away. The Third batch, just right...warm gooey and golden... eaten.. and pooped out. What does that mean... NO IDEA.
In England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative.
They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog.
I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it.
Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool.
Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...'
You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner.
It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to.
And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's darn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world. -mh
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i've noticed that in kung fu movies, EVERYONE knows kung fu, even just random people on the street and little kids. so it must be true in real life.
licking frogs may result in a psychodelic surprise...so i've heard
actually its true. these drug addicts asked my bio teacher about it yesterday and he said how old wise indians used to skin them, bake them, and grind it into a powder and smoke it and THAT'S why the saw ghosts.
there is no smacky the frog. who told you that??
my mom leroy.
woah. what happened here???
hmm.. not really liking this new format. weird..
i actually like the new format.... nested
hi there
i think the bear is effective because he gives off an image that "if you don't prevent forest fires i'm going to hunt you down and rip off your face with one swipe of my paw after i kill your first born child" it could happen.
ok, stop licking the frogs....
hey, tai, I know where you got that quote from "mh" about the frogs. It's from Comedy Central Presents Michell H-something....