Breakfast is EVEN STUPIDER
by All i wanted were some pancakes! I mexed em up, put em in the skillet, but the pancakes stuck to the pan! Non-stick my butt! Anyway the pancakes were ruined and i realy didnt have the time or endurance to make another batch. So i just went to eat some cereal. I put in the flakes, the sugar, then the milk. I smelled the milk, and it seemed alright. But then when i got to eating it....It was gross! the milk was bad. So i had to settle for an english muffin with two little peices of cheese on it. Man i really wanted some pancakes...
Yea, so i greased the pan, mixed the pancake stuff right, put it in the stupid pan, and it still burned up! I guess the heat wads too high or whatever. Wel, i guess i will just eat ice cream for breakfast today...
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you still have to grease a nonstick pan. come have freshly homemade banana nut muffins at my house. i am so spoiled!
i love banana nut muffins soo much. blueberry are pretty good too!
mmm i like making a blueberry cake with blueberry sauce
Banana Nut Crunch Cereal is KEY. Blueberry Morning aint bad either. My favorite--hands down--is Fruit and Fibre. My favorite "i don't care about my health" breakfast is two eggs over medium with rye toast w/ butter! i definitely think i'm due for one of those..
my favorite cereal hands down is Cracklin' Oat Bran! it's so good, but i haven't had it ina while. They should change its name to Crapplin' Oat Bran though. My favorite breakfast overall is a taylor ham, egg and cheese sandwich on a toasted hardroll with salt/pepper/ketchup. mmmmmmmmm
oh yea.. taylor ham dominates ALL! cept, on a everything bagel with salt pepper and KATSUP!!!! WOOOOHOOOO
don't you ever say KATSUP again. it's ketchup
thats how you spell it though...
yeah that's how you spell it the gross way
oh, no, the GROSS way is CATSUP, right?
i put hot sauce too-fire sauce from taco bell if i can find any hot sauce
I'm not big on taylor ham or canadian bacon. But I used to eat a sandwich composed of: Large NY-style bagel, 4 strips of bacon, slice of american cheese, 2 large eggs, and sometimes some chopped up hash browns. usually ate 2 of them at once. man I loved that. haven't had a good homemade pair of those in a long time.
did hope ever take you to atilli's in hackensack? it's a gross deli that makes the best potato bacon egg and cheese ever!
egg and cheese sandwiches rock!
that's what moms are for
i wish, but she doesnt cook me breakfast anymore
perhaps thats because ur 19 years old....
oh my. you are an old man. you might as well die right now.
mine does but only on sunday's
don't worry bro. dude, you know wat's cool tho? they have directions on some food cans and boxes! i never knew that! my mom made me Progresso soup the other day and i was watchin her make it and i thought it involved a huge procedure to make it all, but it's pretty simple. i was like.. wow
you are a very strange boy
i knooow! can you believe it?
yeah i hear that..turns out cup of noodles just involves hot water and...hot water...pretty clever. not really nutritious though.
ew we always took those on sleepaway trips and just ran the bathroom water in our cabins till it steamed
Honey Bunches of Oats shall make everything better! If not..try some Captain Crunch
is it ok to eat spaghetti for b-fast?
i guess you've never had a frittata!
no, seriously...i've always had a 'traditional' b-fast in mind with its myriad of options. when i got married, my wife pulls out some cold spaghetti for b-fast, and i'm like, huh?
that's because since you're married, you can no longer live in the fantasy that she will get up and make breakfast for you when she just made dinner last nite. she's gotta re-use it. and hence, your day's breakfast.
ewww, i never ate the stuff... eggs, bacon, toast for me, thanks...
haha and they say men think logically
in my mind anything is fair game for breakfast. pasta esp is good any time of day
even that green stuff that grows on the bottom of the refridgerator? i'm sure that can make a swell omlet
what about spaghetti-o's?
oh no you didn't
THAT is the grossest statment i have ever heard, Ragu.. ragu is even worse...
how can you even say that four-letter word!
that is a sin to any person who is even 2/13ths italian. its just so fake!!
HOW CAN YOU BE A THIRTHEENTH ANYTHING????!?!
why not. you can be 1/16th of something so why not be a 13th if you're gonna be anything at all.
umm...logic must be somewhere here...i just have no idea where...
why wouldn't you be able to be a 13th of something. really if its that minute you're not going to count it but yet some persons claim how they are 1/16th of something.
well, you see. you can only be even numbers of something. 1/2. 1/4. well, you could technically be 1/3. but you couldnt be 1/13th something. you would have to have 14 relatives, only 13 of which re-produce. but you can't, because they would have been married to each other. see why that doesn't make sense????
you must have thought really hard about that one
actually i feel it makes sense because what if your great grandparents weren't in the truth and maybe when they were little kids become blood sisters with somebody. so then you would have a teeny ounce of their blood mingled in with yours to the point where it is 1/13th of it.
i dont understand why only eggs , bacon, pancakes..and things of that sort are the "acceptable" foods for breakfast. i eat whatever.. if i want a hot dog.. i'll eat one. if i want a steak.. i'll eat one.. why should it diminish my food choices.. just because it's 9am... your stomach doesn't care what you it. it's all in your head...
i agree ty-food is food
sweeeeeeeet. now woman, go make me a nice chicken fettuchine plate for breakfast !
i should say something about the objectification of women or something but instead i'll ask where's the kitchen?
that's the last thing ty needs...a woman asking him where is the kitchen...
awww dan is jealous how cute
awww dan dont be jealous.. i'll share ..
Share the massages!! WHOOHOOO
heck NO. just the food. what do you think i'm mother theresa ? giving freely like that. NO
haha that's right i'm mother theresa...glad you know your place ty
you want a massage from ty...
yea i just know you love to cook and please. so... DO IT. NOW ! haha.. hey whatever happened to dinner ?
oh man that so has slipped my mind-IM me later
oh i will.. massage to right ?
hook it up baby