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skaorsk8 by skaorsk8 · Jun 3, 2003 · 344 views · · · Journal

From now on I want everyone to call me "THE NAPSTER". Because I invented Napster. (And also the question mark, but that's another story.) And Napster was stolen from me. By Shawn Fanning. WHILE I WAS NAPPING! That's why he called it Napster. Not because he had "nappy" hair. DUH!

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43 Comments

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

haha dont you have a conference call or something

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

the italian job wasn't a great movie or anything, but seth green was hilarious

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i didn't know he was in it...i want to see!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

lol, nice comment, it has absolutely nothing to do with that "lame-o" journal entry (just kidding, dan)

iwz iwz ·

i'm guessing you haven't seen the italian job yet..

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

maybe I should have said, "it SEEMS like it has nothing to do with this lame-o journal entry". Yeah, that's more like it.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

ok ok, are you Napster or The napster? Can i just call you 'Other Kid Napster'?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

how about "big gay poser"???

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

That's not nice, he's not big...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

how about i just come over there and school you in the ways of being cool, oh yeah and dick clark called, he want his clothes back!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

(hint: it's funnier when you say-- called and he wants his clothes back)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

how's that?? better?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

LOL it deleted my bit that said "insert name here"

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

you've been duped! You just used a bunch of question marks!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

how bout we call you tighty whities, or just whitey for that matter

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i thought we were calling mike, napster

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

you trickster. i was trying to get the record for never visiting the musings page and then your link got me in there and now i am beginning back at zereo.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

sorry :(     i didn't get the memo

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rocksupastarFounder ·

julia julia julia... ALWAYS check what links are before you click... havent i taught you ANYTHING?!?!?!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

lets see what has mike taught me? that when you are skinny you should eat all fatty foods possible and not do any aerobic activity. thanks bud!!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

and also. when your fiancee is hungry, its better to ride down a shoprite cart for 1/2 an hour on a muddy hill in feburary.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

such a classic moment in my mind

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i still look at those pictures and just laugh thinking how katie was so hungry and you're like "please katie, just one more time down the hill."

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hey, i was trying to be social.. but oh.. YOU got kicked outta the buffet! so i had to stay outside with you losers

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

We didn't get kicked out exactly..we're just on the Asian Mafia's HitList

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

yeah and because you were out with us, you got put on it too. then you are a loser too!

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crazygirlOG 2001 ·

i love the seinfield when jerry wants everyone to call him t-bone and they call him chicken breast or something

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

whaaa??? this sounds like an episode i never saw!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i didn't see that either...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

an episode we missed?? how is this possible??

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

we must find it!

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 ·

*mission impossible theme music*

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

ian! look for this episode for us please while we have lunch!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

LOL wendy's southwest chicken caeasar = hot and sweet all in one bowl

iwz iwz ·
skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

ian, you are my hero in sooo many ways. just, soo many.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i can't wait to watch that at home!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yeah me too!! i'm gonna do this instead of going to the gym!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

well im going to sam goody and then big meeting and THENNNN this. thanks ian!

iwz iwz ·

Right click it and hit Save Target As... it will work better that way

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

gammy, why don't you love me anymore?? is it because of my lazy eye??

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i thought that movie was really good!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

actually i had forgotten about shawn fanning. he's been outta the news for so long. he revolutionized everything and then got busted.

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