Jobs

by skaorsk8 · Jun 4, 2003 · 233 views · Journal

Ok here is my new list.

5 Jobs I want

1.Mall Security Guard- basically you walk around and look at clothes.

2.Dunkin Donuts bagel maker- this job involves making donuts with no sugar. Dunkin donuts bagels taste horrible.

3. Hearing aid computer programmer/tester- because, sometimes, you just don't want to do any work from May until October.

4. Sprint PCS Trenchcoat Guy- you get to go places and see odd things and blame them on the static. can it GET any better?

5. Carson Daly. You are TERRIBLE on MTV, so they give you your own late night show. What is going on here?

6. (BONUS- Kelly Ripa's pool boy.)

5 Jobs I DON'T want

1. Martha Stewart's cell-mate.

2. Sweat-mopper at the gym. Ick.

3. Brother who is in charge of the temperature at the meeting. Seriously. People express their feelings STRONGLY on this issue.

4. Recycling pick up person for our street. (I throw everything into one. Clear glass, green glass, brown glass- I don't have time for this.)

5. Mormon. Can you imagine basing your life on only doing service for 2 years???

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#1 hunkpapapOG 2003

Jun 4, 2003

you forgot to add 'and Women' to number one...

#1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

hahha yeah. of course.

#1.2 forrestinaOG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

or clothes on women even

#1.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

Jun 4, 2003

or the occasional woman who DOESNT have clothes on.. but is holding them in her hands... some warwick kids have a story about that.. hahah

#1.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

oh man did it take place in a hollister dressing room

rocksupastarFounder

Jun 4, 2003

I dont remember exactly, i just remember the woman without apparall...

forrestinaOG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

okay well if it's a story from cerrato we know it's like at most 85% true

skaorsk8OG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

HAHAHAH THAT IS A FACT!!

forrestinaOG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

i didn't know before but now i know

rocksupastarFounder

Jun 4, 2003

i think it was jenkins who told me... but dan was involved.. hahahah

forrestinaOG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

see cerrat was probably talking about a mannequin

skaorsk8OG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

did you guys see the picture on here where carl and jared are talking at a wedding, and someone hand is in the picture holding alcohol?

forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

Jun 4, 2003

no but it's been hyped to no end

iwz skaorsk8

Jun 4, 2003

here

forrestinaOG 2002 iwz

Jun 4, 2003

haha silly kids

#2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Jun 4, 2003

did you just somehow say that "I dont do any work" hmmm... maybe.

#3 fivezeroOG 2003

Jun 4, 2003

i still just want to be a well paid video game tester

#4 togatweeterOG 2003

Jun 4, 2003

LOL! #5 is so true

#4.1 ok4nowOG 2002

Jun 7, 2003

which one?

#4.1.1 togatweeterOG 2003

Jun 7, 2003

"5. Carson Daly. You are TERRIBLE on MTV, so they give you your own late night show. What is going on here?"

#4.1.1.1 malibuOG 2001

Jun 7, 2003

and he's got a radio show on z100. how much money does this dude make for being terrible?

togatweeterOG 2003

Jun 7, 2003

wat a waste of money lol

ekuluOG 2002

Jun 8, 2003

he USED to have a radio show here onkroq in LA. what a trader!

malibuOG 2001

Jun 8, 2003

yeah and then that's what gave him his job at mtv. and now he's all pop and stuff. disgusting.

#5 thefunkyfreshFounder

Jun 8, 2003

haha... #3 is so true. there's always so much debate. old ladies fanning themselves complaining it's too hot when meanwhile its like 40 degrees

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