So mad
by Have you ever been so mad that you were actually trembling? My office manager made me just that mad this morning. I think she has some kind of perma-PMS that just makes her impossible to talk to. It sucks, because I try to be nice and positive most of the time, so when I'm spoken to in that "Do-as-I-say-because-I-say-so" manner, I get crazy.
I remembered my fruitages of the spirit, though, because I just glared at her and said in a light tone, "Okay." Then for the rest of the morning, I did the typical female torture: ignoring while she spoke (I talked over her most frequently) and talking to her without looking at her. I'm sure these are the types of tortures that drive men insane when women are mad at them. I think it turned the tables nicely. Any other mean suggestions?
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put a bucket of chocolate syrup over her door and then a bag of feathers over her seat so that when she sits down all the feathers are stuck to her...ive always wanted to do that
OMG, so have I!
nice! we should try it out sometime... hows next tuesday? take me outta school.. i have finals :(
nice we should set that up sometime.... hows next tuesday...i have finals...
you're redundant
ok, i know a couple ways to get SERIOUSLY even with someone. I don't know if it put this up here yet but here it goes....
get a box of frosted flakes and dump it on the front windshield of their car. because of it's size and shape it will cover the windshield and stay there while they drive. I mean they have to spend quite a bit of time digging it all out and they will just assume that it will come out all while they are driving. But it doesn't, it comes out sporadically and pises them off more and more as they drive home. DON'T do it in the rain tho, the results are messy...
Or you could do what someone did to me and just put a BULLET-HOLE sticker on their window. I mean really, i was like who put a hole in my window? Man was i upset...
P.S.-If i find out who you are i will kill you. The best thing to do would be to turn yourself in and just take a severe beating and forgo the whole painful slow death thing.
there's this girl and when she's mad at you, she would just stare at you until you felt her eyes and you looked at her. then she would turn her head away like she didn't do anything. then you stopped looking and it would start all over again.
When life gives you lemons.... make lemonade!!!!...... simple but true from Jesus himself!
i say get a bunch of your friends that are huge, dress them all in black and jump her!
that would be crazy amounts of fun.
but not just a normal beat down, no sir, i mean like a massive but kicking fest with tons of un-neccissary, "monkey-stomping", brass knucles' to the face," i hate your mom and your whole family beat down"
carl, GREAT IDEA!!!! I'm going to find the person who put the sticker on my car and we'll beat them down!!!
yeah! roast their onion!
ALWAYS....revert to sarcasism. it works everytime, my borhters ex was such a horrible driver, so we were out in service with her father, and i asked her in front of him,"Your father stops for stop signs, why dont you?" she got in so much trouble.. .but it worked....
you must come to a complete stop at stop lights and count slowly to 3 before you ease your way out into the intersection.---- i learned that from lynz.
Who then proceeded to go right through the Stop Sign during her driving test
at leat you were at a place where they could care less about it. did you go to randalph?
yep sure did! the stop sign was on the wrong side of the road
jess said that the place to parellel park was the size of the hall there and they let you try it like 4 times.
Yep, I tried it twice