California, more like cali-not-for-mia
by I dont know if you all have been to california lately, but if you havent allow me to clue you in. I got off the plane and had to swim thru the air(i mean whats up with the smog,i know theres a clear blue sky up there somewhere). Anyway, i got on a shuttle to the hotel where I'm staying, and being from ny you want things done instantly...not gonna happen in cali. Some dude who appeared to be in charge motioned for me and told me to get on this little blue van and so I did. The driver runs up to the in charge dude and they start screaming at the top of their lungs about who has more power who's in control. After a heated three minute battle i thought it best to just grab another cab. Naturally at this exact second the driver jumps in and starts to pull away. Not a great impression. Anyway, i went to the hall the next night. After the meeting ended, i stood for ten minutes with out anyone pandering to my attention. Finally i approached the po and he took me home soon there after. (ALRIGHT THIS STORY HAS GOT TO END SOON)
wed i went out the local kareokee bar, man let me tell ya,i was soon singing and having such a better time, when i turned around, my face dropped,....MR BELDING from saved by the bell was standing next to me, bald as ever, and talking to amazing gorgeous women. I went to the back to get another cold one, and on the way there KATo Kaelin was in the way. i was like, "HOLY COW, YOUR THE OJ DUDE,"...he could care less as he too was talking to women who were as fake as the clean air in nj.... i left with a smile on my face......
needless to say nyc here i come...
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did you take a picture of mr. b for me??
i totally went back with a camera, and took a shot with him. not to worry as soon as i get back to ny i'll develop it and post it....
score!
So unlike the area of California I'll be in.... it's clear, hot and really a nice area
don't be hatin. You haveto live here and get used to it
naa , its cool, i just dont think i would live here, but definately would come back to visit.....still a ny boy though
very clever title
well smashing job for your first journal...
why thank you ... i do my best
i heard the San Francisco area has better air than SoCal
i hope so, cause its thick over here.
"talking to women who were as fake as the clean air in nj". hahahah that's awesome. very true.
HAHAHAHAHAAAA, I MISSED THAT!!
i dont get it tho
in case you didn't know, jersey is the home of oil and petrolum refineries and there is no clean air here.
HEY not true! ok there is plenty of crap in central jersey but north jersey is decent! from like, ridgewood and north. not paramus. ick.
its true. where we live is not as bad as paramus, newark, or jersey city but it is getting quite heavy with traffic and building. i expect we'll some day soon get to their level.
it's not serious around here. if you travel towards Pennsylvania, it's more cleaner. i was surprised to see with my own eyes that NJ has a country side
ohh i understand now. it's really sad the way humans take care of the earth. alien should prolly take it over and pump out greenhouse gasses from a radio station in mexico and just get rid of us
what about jose from hackensack?? the sack is da bomb
shhh about jose from hackensack, ok! that kid is in enough trouble as it is!!
ha ha you're just jealous you're not as cool as he is
you know what, that kid has a bad reputation! but he gets a lot of girls, for some reason...really weird. they aren't spiritual girls though
maybe if he would stop going to the go-go bar on main street
wow ok i did not say he was THAT bad! he's going through a rough time, he needs some better friends, at least, that's what i heard....
maybe you should help him out with his problems
i've done everything i can think of to help him, gave him alcohol, taught him how to drive...still, he's not happy.
some people are never happy
seriously! i mean, you think he's a good kid at heart, right? ignoring all the bad things you tend to hear about him...mostly involving eggs and people's cars...
haha remember that time...
i didnt know that in hackensack was the place where they make m&ms
HACKETTSTOWN!! not hackensack. everybody does that. where are you from? hacketsstown. hackensack? no, it's actually hackettstown. oh, i've heard of hackensack. no its... nevermind.
hahahaha. it's funny. makes me laaaugh...you should explain that there are a lot more cows in hackettstown than in hackensack. and not as many cheesecake factories.
what do you care, you can't eat cheesecake anyway
you know what kelly, you're mad because i refuse to listen to your stupid band again. go play in some people's basements.
lol oops, that's what i meant, i guess. oh well
ok you prob is the lack of cool people!!!
when i went to cali last i partyed in riverside for 4 days strait, then i hit up palm dessert
as a matter of fact im going in 3 weeks, so ill clue you in when i get back
the coast is cool, but im still parcial to NY,
but a vissit to cali is like a logic proof...
Cali is awsome if and only if you know the right people!!!!!
i dont know if im parcial to ny... maybe partial. but definately not parcial.