hah
by this is old but i like it...
GROCERY SHOPPING
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a litre of milk, a carton of eggs, a litre of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 5 kg. can of coffee, and a 1 kg. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt.
Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly"
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forest.....if you were a comic i would have bought the same things...maybe some more fruit
you're such a brat and you can't even spell my name right when you come back im gonna hurt you
Im back.....theres something arnold never said...hey i should copyright that
how clever are you! next thing you'll be telling me---run forreste run
hehe, that reminds me of the time when i bought my mom a box of chocolates
the best was on mad tv...they had a fake van dame playing forest gump he goes.."my moma said life is like my buttocks, soft and squeezable.
LOL! that's so messed up
im just kidding...darn my conscience!!!