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Air Guitar Champs

beachbum by beachbum · Jun 13, 2003 · 123 views · Journal

Just when I think people couldn't find any more useless things to do and compete in, I get completely surprised. Ok, so you don't have any talent playing a musical instrument, but who cares because you're an amazing air guitarist who can rock out to the rhythm complete with air splits and windmill arm movements.

This is one of the most amusing articles I've read in a while: Air Guitar Finals

Make sure you check out the link to the wife carrying contest. The prize is sweet but somewhat paradoxical.

One of the best quotes I've ever read: "It's all costume at this show," Dan replies. I nod. "It's as though the air guitar itself didn't exist."

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9 Comments

beachbum #1 beachbumOG 2002

i was thinking-maybe some of you guys should start an air guitar band. what could be hotter?

ilikebirds #1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

if that is not the best article i've ever read. anyway i'm in on the band.. i'd so play air tamburine. come on.. lets do it up.

skaorsk8 #1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

seriously i think there are some awesome guitar solos out there. chicago's 25 or 6 to 4 comes to mind. i dont know why. also i like derek and the dominos. yeah.

beachbum #2 beachbumOG 2002

the saddest part is that these guys probably spent hours practicing this stuff. so, i call dibs on air drums

malibu #3 malibuOG 2001

i think that john and jesse hughes are the best at playing air drums. they just place parts of it all ove the place.

thefunkyfresh #3.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i dunno, kevin is pretty good

malibu #3.1.1 malibuOG 2001

that's what we should do at the next party. we had one with all the real drummers from the bands and now we should have an air drumming contest.

malibu #4 malibuOG 2001

"SuperJulie is next in a white bodysuit that looks like she got sucked into it like a vacum." guys, that's me.

malibu #5 malibuOG 2001

and a 15 pt reduction if you bounce your wife during the wife carrying contest.

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