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What do you think of my rhymes?

ballyhoo by ballyhoo · Jun 25, 2003 · 256 views · Journal

BEATBOX

AZ back again, check it, direct it, lets begin

We got a party over here, pass it to the rear,

All the people wanna slide, dip, trip, glide

Just pass that beat, and ill tear up the street

Its been a long time coming, just keep em humming

To that old school beat that we used to repeat

And if you catch me sleepin, just keep my beeper beepin

Cuz nobody uses a beeper anymore

My legs are stalling, but the cardboards calling

I gotta move around, to that beatbox sound

My puma sweatsuit, and the shoes to boot

Keep that funk movin and groovin all night

WHO WANTS A CHICKEN BURRITO?

Sticky icky icky is the earwax thats tricky

Just use it to curl that sweet mustache

And if those pants make the wedgie tight then make em move all night

Cuz you know you cant pick it here. Das right.

Let all the honeys gather round and boys make up the sounds

Cuz a party this late gives us no reason to hate

You gotta roll with the punch and jump like double dutch

There cant be a reason to stop, its time to pass the mic and drop

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29 Comments

jay79 #1 jay79OG 2001

amaaaaaaaaaazing

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

I think your rhymes a ok. not as good as old bay.
because crabs with obay are really good.

beachbum #3 beachbumOG 2002

and so why don't you have a music contract, you rapping fool?

skaorsk8 #3.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah you should get one. i heard they sell them at the mall.

fivezero #4 fivezeroOG 2003

pass the mic and drop is right, my friend

togatweeter #5 togatweeterOG 2003

you might get a record deal :)

malibu #6 malibuOG 2001

i love it!! awesome mention with the puma sweatsuit and the shoes to match.

punkprincess #7 punkprincessOG 2001

boow chicka boow boow

flomojopoanode #8 flomojopoanodeFounder

wow, brett! That's better than the stuff trev comes out with.

ilikebirds #9 ilikebirdsOG 2002

uno

ilikebirds #9.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

dos

iwz #9.1.1 iwz

drei!

ilikebirds #9.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

cinco, seis, siete

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ocho, nueve, diez.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

once, diez.. hmm... i think i said that for 10.. hmm..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

viente, viente-uno, viente-dos. buscar chicas

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yo soy negro. adios amiga. tu muy bien. aqui viente pesos. vamonos !

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

soy?? where?

malibu malibuOG 2001 skaorsk8

in the sponge-like food you call tofu.

hunkpapap #9.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis, AH HA AH HA!! Give it to me baby...

skaorsk8 #9.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

he asked for a 13 but they drew a 31???? what's that about?

malibu #9.2.1.1 malibuOG 2001

they say he's trying to hard and he's not quite hip, but in his own mind he's the master pimp.

iwz iwz

*ahem* he's the dopest trip

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001

ian, always correctin. ahem this.

iwz iwz

just making the world a better place one step at a time. ahhaa

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

get the sand out of your box.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

oh man i thought that was directed at ladies only... i'm sick really

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 forrestina

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ilikebirds

whoops was that out loud?

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