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Cheerios are Nature's Perfect Food

skaorsk8 by skaorsk8 · Jun 25, 2003 · 213 views · Journal

I would like to just point out (while I am on hold with Nextel Customer Care) that there are many references to cheerios on this site. and Cheerios rule. I used to eat them with Choclate Soymilk when I was little...(I don't know why)...anyway, here are some great quotes from Ezabel about Cheerios.

Musing 21355 by: i like birds @ 03/12/2002 10:10 AM Reply Replies: 1

cheerios .. that reminds me... about a blonde girl who saw cheerios for the first time .. and said " Great.. donut seeds"

Musing 21358 by: skaorsk8 @ 03/12/2002

the thing i like about cheerios is how they float...that always amazed me. and did you know, that cheerios, if placed in the center of a bowl of milk, will float to the edges?

Musing 5261 by: mandie @ 09/20/2001 10:41 AM

did you guys know that cheerios cleans your intestines? there's another fact for you.

Musing 1134 by: deanh77 @ 03/30/2001 7:37 AM

Now I must get back to constructing a 1/16th scale replica of the Millenium Falcon out of Cheerios(tm).

By: reaf [Reply]

#9, VAT ??? Are you makeing fun of my incomprehensible sickness to want to spit on a baldmans head!? Are you saying that its funny for me to want to be a fairy butterfly, are you insisting that i cant eat oreo's anymore? DO you mean to tell me , that I of all people couldnt or wouldnt or shouldnt do it???? I loathe and despise you ("stolen" i just wanted to use it i thougt it was cool). Well let me tell you that cheerios lowers cholesterol!

(****I would like to point out that this last comment makes no sense. but when did reaf every make sense?****)

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14 Comments

togatweeter #1 togatweeterOG 2003

i heard cheerios can cause brain cancer

skaorsk8 #1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

that's not true. shut up. only microwaves cause that. and electric blankets. oh, and cell phones. but that's it.

ekulu #1.2 ekuluOG 2002

it's just that cheerios have 6 to 7 micrograms of the cancer causing substance acrylamide

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

you know whats mad good .... chicken marsala. all over my body

togatweeter #2.1 togatweeterOG 2003

"chicken tenders... sweet sauce all over my body" - Dane Cook

skaorsk8 #2.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

man, i remember when thai used to be original. and cool. not anymore.

flomojopoanode #2.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

yeah, he must be watching alot of comedy central presents, though, because lots of his material sounds familiar

fivezero #2.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i saw Dane Cook at Carolines Comedy in the city and i've never laughed so hard in all my life. some of the bits were MONDO obnoxious...like one involving a cashew...

deanh77 #3 deanh77Founder

hahah. wow. I don't remember making that comment, but it sure cracked me up. I wonder what other jewels of humor are buried in Ian's database.

punkprincess #3.1 punkprincessOG 2001

hahaha everytime i read a comment by dean i crack up... hes so incredibly DRY!

deanh77 #3.1.1 deanh77Founder

haha. I just laughed again, after I noticed the (tm) at the end.

ilikebirds #3.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

though.. i prefer GEMS to jewels.

hunkpapap #4 hunkpapapOG 2003

wow i wonder how many random words are parts of regular conversation here.....

hunkpapap #5 hunkpapapOG 2003

so first the british fight us in some stupid wars then they make up for it with the beatles, then they prevent dan from a grad party....

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