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ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Jul 30, 2003 · 317 views · Journal

I want to be back in highschool so i can do that 'Physical challenge' stuff... Just so i can compete in doing pushups and pullsup... i rule. bill clinton personally signed me a letter.. haha what a ghey. point is.. i just want to beat people in doing push ups and pull ups... i definately always beat the girls.

isn't there a disease, aside from chronic fatigue syndrome, where you're just tired all the time... i mean i stay up late... all the time too.. but geez. i'm young.


i'm so no fit for a desk job. i need to pack on 45 more lbs .. in the gut. then i would be fit. i hate this desk job. so not for me. i want to teach. mold the mind of young kids... like... 10 yr olds. old enough not to poop on their desks.. but small enough for me to smack 'em .
just for fun.

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thatdarngirl #1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I want to be a teacher. Not little kids though because they always have boogers on their faces, and not middle school kids cause they're pointless, moody, self centered and just annoying.

tesoro #1.1 tesoroOG 2001

haha, middle school kids are pointless..i agree though..i thought about being a teacher...id def. teach 11th or 12th graders. that way you'd be able to have real conversations in class discussions..and itd be more interesting then teaching 4th grade grammar.

thatdarngirl #1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Exactly! Besides, who actually knows 4th grade grammar? all those technical terms and stuff? By High School you have learned that they are meaningless and that you don't need to memorize the whole list of commonly used prepositions by watching Grammer Rock 10,000 times

tesoro #1.1.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

haha, true, the other thing is i think the AP and AC classes were better cuz all the kids were more serious. but i'm glad i took some easy classes, cuz i had the most fun in those. but the teachers had to deal w/ hell.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I had the most fun in my AP classes usually. The kids were smart so you weren't like groaning over questions like 'whoa..so who's this shack-spears guy? i relative of britney?' But my easy math class was quite amusing because the hardest thing we did all year was learning how to graph.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

high school were the easiest years of my educational career. so were my first two years of college, but dental hygiene school almost killed me. but anyhow, i was a big time nerd in high school, i grew a personality once i got out. i also finally learned how to make my hair look decent once i graduated from high school.

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahah. once i finished middle school i have my hair going pretty good now. then i thought my hair was straight and would brush it and put sun-in in it. so disgusting.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

heh I got my hair going ok after sophmore year I think. Before that I was just such a mess.

malibu malibuOG 2001

yeah forget high school photographs, i hate my middle school ones. it crazy and i don't know who to blame for it because it was at the time where i still kinda looked like how my mom wanted me to look but i was a little bit responsible for it.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

in 8th grade it looked like i had a fro. that was one very awkward year of name calling...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 toxicgirl

In 8th grade I had poofy wavy/short hair and very bad teeth. I was also kinda meatball-ish and very pale. Baaaddd combination.

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001 thatdarngirl

hahaha. i like meatballs (said in the voice of ralph wiggums)

malibu #1.1.2 malibuOG 2001

or they would talk back to you and not listen to anything you say.

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

preferably i'd like to teach senior highschool girls... i mean students.
i'd love to be a college professor. but ... i need a p.h.d. and i dont have one of those. .. i dont think

tesoro #2.1 tesoroOG 2001

yea, thats what mr. gural had in mind..he was 23 and taught senior girls gym...but its okay cuz he was soooo hot. if he was middle aged thatd be so gross.

malibu #2.2 malibuOG 2001

you'd be one of those teacher the girls would have a arguement over which teacher is better looking. you or the old math teacher?

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

mr. gural is my idol. i'm gonna teach cooking class... when i'm 23 to highschool seniors.

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i think it's about time i deflate my inflatable sofa in my room. it takes up a lot of room. it's been comfortable ... though.. but i'd rather a bean bag chair... thats what i want. where do i find thoseeee.

thatdarngirl #4.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I stole one from my friend, you may want to try doing that.

malibu #4.2 malibuOG 2001

i won one on the boardwalk.

boredatwork #4.3 boredatworkOG 2002

If it happens to be neon green, hand it over. Dean has a neon green inflatable chair. We need an inflatable love seat to complete our living room.

ilikebirds #5 ilikebirdsOG 2002

stealing ! you're a genuis. yes i will try.

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

my senior year of highschool was such a joke... i had ... greek myth ( which i love) , cooking then gym then something else.. marketing or something.. well whatever that class was we just sat around and played games. then i went home. i wished i stayed full time though.. so much fun. junior year was by far theee best.

tesoro #6.1 tesoroOG 2001

yea i took greek mythology too, one of my fav classes...that..all italian and all english classes..i always HAAAAATED math and never liked any science. i cant even believe i was attempting to be a computer programmer, i totally do not have that logical, mathematical mind frame.

beachbum #6.1.1 beachbumOG 2002

ooooo, i loved science. marine biology-lots of dissection. sooo much fun.

ilikebirds #7 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i feel sorry for folks who didn't go through highschool... you learn so much there... life lessons. experience. etc. but then again.. you can learn it anywhere. then again.. i'd rather personally flood a classroom then read about it.

malibu #7.1 malibuOG 2001

yeah i don't understand home-schoolers. you gotta be surrounded by kids your age and such just for a little while.

ilikebirds #8 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea greek myth was great. i love their stories.. iliad...oddesey..poopies

ilikebirds #9 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i'm typing with my gloves on .. feels weird and good all at the same time. i like it.

togatweeter #9.1 togatweeterOG 2003

typing with boxing gloves?

starshiptrooper #10 starshiptrooperOG 2003

u got a letter from Bubba?(Bill)
Were there any suspicious stains on it?

ballyhoo #11 ballyhooOG 2001

I'll poop on your desk. We will call him Stitchface.

ilikebirds #12 ilikebirdsOG 2002

STUPID LUDACRIS ... I WENT TO SPELL LUDICROUS AND ACTUALLY SPELLED LUDACRIS ! ROLLL OUTT... RORORORO ROOOLLLL OUT. WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT CASSE

skaorsk8 #12.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

what does this mean...is this a hidden track on the new christina agulera cd??

fivezero #12.2 fivezeroOG 2003

what in the world is in that room, whatchoo got in that rooom? a couple a gats, a couple a knives, a couple a rats, a couple a wives--now it's time to choose!

malibu #12.2.1 malibuOG 2001

ahhaha.(this is the only line i know) who's your housekeeper and what you keep in your house?

ilikebirds #12.2.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Incognegro :Get out my business, my biznazz

Stay the fudge up out my biznazz

fivezero #12.2.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

"diamonds and gold? is that what you keep in your mouth?"

ilikebirds #13 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i had a dream about this girl i was unofficially dating...and she was taking heroin. she was flippin out and having a good time doing it.

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