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juicymango by juicymango · Aug 25, 2003 · 207 views · Journal

Has this ever happened to you? You have a great friend for years, you basically grow up with this person, and then wind up dating (while you're still not quite grown up), but after some time, things don't work out, you're young, you're stupid, you're a chicken sandwich, and then you wind up losing that friend, and things are weird, and all your other friends don't know what to do, and maybe even.. you may even hate each other for a little while there.




And things just get crazier at every turn, especially when both of you start dating new people. And EVERYONE and their mother thinks that you hate each other, and you will always hate each other, and that you obviously hate the "new person" in their life. You can never get tired of hearing "OMG! You were in the same 10-mile radius as your ex and his new girlfriend, HOW DO YOU FEEL??? THIS IS SUCH A HUGE DEAL!!!" .. UGH... please kill me. And you know that the truth is, you knew you two woudln't be happy together, and you're very happy that they're happy and everyone's happy and ice cream tastes good if you're not hilldan. But you can't do anything about it because this huge block of ice is always just sitting there, and it's like a huge block of ice like permafrost, or something, it's unbelievably huge, and you can't break through it with just a regular hatchet, you need like a really big machine, and you don't know how to get that machine or how to work it, and no one is really helping they think that the ice block is actually bigger than it is and they think it's impossible to ever break it. Awkward, uncomfrotable, weird gayness abounds for over TWO YEARS.




This weekend the ice was broken, melted, and evaporated.

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16 Comments

juicymango #1 juicymangoOG 2003

A big thank you to my sister and her hubby for making it all possible.

skaorsk8 #2 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo i know what ice cream tastes like! i had some when i was 12!

apart from that..i think i was thinking what dean was thinking...so obviously not..i've been in your situation..well, slightly different..i've been in the "good friend marries your ex" situation. but, it's nice without tension.

deanh77 #2.1 deanh77Founder

I'm confused, you think we were thinking the same thing but we were wrong? cause I guessed correctly. so maybe we were thinking different things or maybe my head hurts.

skaorsk8 #2.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

dude, i thought she had a friend that got diffed. and then reinstated. but i guess i was way off.

tinser #2.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

as usual danhill

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo shut up, clark. you're mad because you're old and slow.

tinser tinserOG 2002

dude, i can't even legally drink yet...i'm so stinkin' old!

its clarkE

and...we were head and head...but your head was bigger danhill

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea but i still dont like you. and i feel there is a huge ice block between us.

juicymango #3.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah, we should lick it until it melts

ilikebirds #3.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i have this great juice concentrate. we can pour it on the ice.. and best part.. it makes our toungues all different colors. it's like kissing a leprechuan

tinser #3.1.2 tinserOG 2002

have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to a pole in freezing cold weather?

walkngplaygrnd #3.1.2.1 walkngplaygrndOG 2003

like in a Christmas Story?

malibu malibuOG 2001

or dumb&dumber?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Oh that is so funny, cuz all the kids look out the window to the playground and the kid is stuck there to the pole making strange noises and waving his arms.

fivezero #4 fivezeroOG 2003

cheers! i'm glad theres no ice anymore. i hate ice like that.

beachgirl32f #5 beachgirl32fOG 2003

I know how u feel mango i hung out with this brother when i was younger all the time we did suff togeter all the time itwas the best but then he started dating somene and i was out of the picture what gives with that!!! Then those2 get married and im sad i never got the chance to tellhim how ireally felt about him i was a coward sometimes i wish icould go back in time and tell him how i felt would things e different then. now ill never know:(

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