AT&T saved my life
So I'm walkin' down an average street in an average town. And these cops pull up next to me. I'm like "Is everything OK officer" and they are like "shut up" and this German Shepard jumps out of the back window and starts chasing after me. Well I decide to just keep running around the cop car until the dog gets tired. It does get pretty sleepy and eventually let's me pet it. I take a nap. When wake up the cops are like "so you thought you could get away?" I'm all like "what are you talking about?!?!, I was taking a nap right next to the door of your car" Then I get pepper sprayed, contray to what people tell you it really stings, So now I'm crying and boogering all over the place and then I get a phone call from AT&T asking if i want to switch my long distance. I'm like "hold on" and I give the phone to one of the cops. He is like "yes, uh sure ok" and hads me back the phone and drives off. AT&T saved my life that day.
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thats a pretty entertaining story. i love asking cops questions before they even ask you one. it messes up their flow. they're get all whiny and say "n-n-no...look, kid! i'm gonna walk away and come back and you're gonna let me ask the questions! or, or i'll cave your head in with this here billy club! fiddlesticks!!!" and he walks away--all mad--and a moment later he comes back except he doesn't ask any qustions. he just maces me or cracks me across the teeth with the club or both. such sore sports!
now for a real story: two brothers and myself were doing some phone witnessing in the library of my kingdom hall. on the copier was a lil spray container of...something, i didn't know what. and while i was on the phone with a householder i picked it up and started fiddling with it absent-mindedly. then i accidentally sprayed the container toward the floor! i still didn't know what it was and right away i put it back where i found it. then one of the other brothers gets on the phone and he starts clearing his throat like a madman, *ahem, awkkk, kuhemmm, ughhhem* and he just hangs up the phone on the person! his eyes got all watery and the same thing begins to happen to the other brother. i'm like "what the heck, guys?" and before i got the whole sentence out i was all choked up too and we all ended up running out the backdoor. after two seconds i realize it was the spray. so we go back in and i read the bottle and it was pepper spray that someone found in the coatroom that morning. man, did i feel dumb.
I was one the sufferers of fivezero's hey-what's-in-this-spray-bottle-i-wonder-let's-see-cuz-the-last-thing-i-expect-is-it's-something-harmful-but-if-it-is-well-that's-fine-i-have-the-urge-to-spray-it-anyway-and-that-should-be-reason-enough pepper spray spraying.
haha that must have taken you so long to type. nice nice
HAHAHAHA that was hilarious...it reminds me of this one day, when me and Brian were young, I wasn't feeling good so I was sleeping on the couch in the living room. Brian gets this EVIL thought in his head, runs to the kitchen, shuffles through the spice cabinet and emerges with pepper and subsequently sprinkles it all over my nose and eyes. Suddenly I feel this tingling sensation and hear the faint restrained giggle of my brother who is hovering over me. Just as I begin to open my eyes, he's gone! And ALL the pepper is now sinking slowly into my eyes...So, quick! I run to the sink screaming my head off...I must have rinsed my eyes out for an hour until the burning finally ceased...
why do they call it a billy club anyway?
reminds me of the time i got pepper sprayed at skool..
it was a huge senior prank when i was just a freshman. some people put pepper spray in the ventilation system or watever you call it and some areas of the skool were affected. it was a 2-day prank. wat they did was pull the fire alarm and some kids would go thru the areas with pepper spray. we were all scared cuz the first day, no one knew wat it was. some went to the hospital. we called it the "deadly fumes".
so the next day some students stayed home. and it was the day i inhaled that stuff. the fire alarm rang during math class and i went thru the staircase with the pepper sprayed air.
immediately i held my breath and ran downstairs as fast as i could. i heard everyone coughing like crazy. it felt like forever. we got outside and man was that a relief! i felt fine, skool was dismissed for 2 days in row. i had to do a dumb biology test still tho. i was hopin to get it over with asap. i got interviewed by the newspaper, that was cool.
what happened to the kids who did it??
i think they got suspended lol.
i wish i could think of a really awesome senior prank for my class. ideas?
a school near me let a BUNCH of chickens into the school overnight
are you sure they weren't turkeys?
hahah yeah frozen ones to be used for football practice.
We had one live turkey in our school..just running around. He got scared and hid in the bathroom.
yes we had one too!!! funniest thing when the fifth period bell rings and you stand at the top of the stairwell watching your principal chase a turkey up the stairs and through the school. hysterical. i think that was the senior prank this year.
buy a buncha crickets.. you know the rest lol
no, what's the rest? eat them?
lol yes.. with chocolate. no! release them lol
Well obviously we didn't know the rest.
so you were planning on eating crickets?
not only crickets but choclate covered crickets. the godiva kind.
cool. i saw my first godiva store when i went shoppin last saturday. i thought it was a lady clothes store with make up and girly stuff, cuz it sounds like it ya know? but then i remember oh yeah, it's chocolate.
Best darn chocolate covered strawberries ever.
my mommy bought all this great stuff for us there yesterday for our back to scool celebration breakfast. it was pumpkin spice cheesecake for me and all these other great stuff for my sisters. i love my mommy!!
this one guy i know makes fun of me cuz i still say 'mommy' :(
i still say "mommy" and "daddy" all the time too. sounds weird when i think about it. hah, I wonder what frued would say about that.
Are you seriously? Tell him what an unaffectionate (only spell it and say it right!) loser he is. It's totally cool to say mommy still. He's obviously insecure and needs to feel 'tough' or something.
my hamster once saved my life. i was eating a carrot and i was choking on it. so i took 'gorki' and shoved him down my throat. and he ate the carrot. so the i had another problem... i started choking on my hamster.. so i just swallowed him. him and his babies.