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Memoirs of another whiney Valenti

forrestina by forrestina · Sep 17, 2003 · 285 views · Spastic

My car is in the shop for the second time in two weeks. It might be the alternator. This, of course, has to happen when it's time for me to pay my bills. I don't have enough money for this. I despise money and possessions.

Today my dad let me drive his work van. When I got to work I practically had to sit in the sink to get the dust off of myself.

Do you ever just wish someone would hand you something you really need? Like a new car. My boss has 6 cars. 6 stinkin cars. All brand new fully loaded vehicles. Can't he just give me one??

Sometimes at work people ask me if I'm for communism because I say that everyone should have the same things.

Anyway, I'm done venting. Anyone else going through rough times?

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41 Comments

ilikebirds #1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i haven't gotten a facial in 2 days.. and my toes... ugh.. they haven't been pedicured in 3 days. ugh.. i feel like i've been living in the jungle..

forrestina #1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

girl! i think you need to raid a spa and get this taken care of asap!

skaorsk8 #2 skaorsk8OG 2002

i have something to complain about..i went over my friend bryan's house...and we're watching his directv...and someone called...and the caller id POPPED UP ON THE TV...i'm like ...HOLY CRAP...i have directv...and ours doesn't do this...what's the point in living??

jay79 #2.1 jay79OG 2001

I WANT THAT! Ask him how he got that!!!

skaorsk8 #2.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

he said it just magically appeared when they got directv...i am very very jealous. actually we can go over his house and wait for people to call, that's a good activity.

ilikebirds #2.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i get annoyed when i'm watching tv and i hear the phone ring... why in the world would you want someones name to flash up on the tv screen ?!?! thats not cool. and if you're intent on answering phones while watching tv.. you should have a phone near you.. and on that phone should be caller id. i'm sure every phone has it now.

thefunkyfresh #2.1.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

its for people who are so lazy that they don't even want to move their eyeballs from the tv to the cordless to see who's calling when they hear the phone ring.

jay79 #2.1.2.1 jay79OG 2001

I know its lazy, and I know that it would get REALLY annoying after like, the SECOND time. I just think it would be cool....once

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how about you just watch your tv.. i'll call you.. and instead of checking the caller id .. i'll just drive to your house.. break into your house.. punch you in the face and say " It's me tY phaM !

jay79 jay79OG 2001

sounds like an amazing time to me...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ty wanted to do something without being nekid? that doesn't sound like a good time to me.

yodasucka #3 yodasuckaOG 2003

aw frestie! at least we are having bad days together!

forrestina #3.1 forrestinaOG 2002

we will make everything better friday!

forrestina #4 forrestinaOG 2002

my Tito is ready!! it was the battery =D

tinser #5 tinserOG 2002

yeah, last week...i handed in my paper to my history professor...only for her to tell me this week that i never handed it in. I put it right into her hands....if she takes points off of it....i am so going to dropkick her.

ok4now #6 ok4nowOG 2002

i just finished paying off my car loan. i got the title in the mail yesterday. instead of enjoying it, i'm worried something major will go wrong with the car now that i own it outright.

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#7 exitstageleftOG 2003

can your boss give me a car too? and pay for the insurance while he's at it?

tinser #7.1 tinserOG 2002

i call shotgun on car number three

skaorsk8 #7.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

the rules say you have to be within eyeshot..plus, i already called dibs!

tinser #7.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

umm, and how are you within eyeshot?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

listen. you're two bridges away. i'm down the road. ergo, closer.

tinser tinserOG 2002

ok,i give...but i call the fourth car then

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

go ahead. take the 1982 volkswagon rabbit.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

haha the only ones i've seen are H2, some porsche, and some benz...i think his wife uses the other 3

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

she must be one FAT WOMAN!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

one at a time stugats

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 forrestina

ahh, it was HERE! haha

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 tesoro

LOL i can't figure out the other one tho

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 forrestina

yea, i just asked my sister..maybe i'm making this up and there really isnt a word.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 tesoro

no there is i just can't remember it!

ok4now #8 ok4nowOG 2002

u want some cheese too?

forrestina #8.1 forrestinaOG 2002

ha do i get to pick which kind?

ok4now #8.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i don't think you get it, but ahhh, yeah...i guess.

forrestina #8.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

of course i get it...get a new joke

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

well soRR-RRrreeeee

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

ouch she just said your mom

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

oh, go get sick again.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

its quite hard to get sick AGAIN when in fact i am STILL sick... so shut it jerkface

malibu malibuOG 2001

man i got sick so bad today. zoned through all of my classes and needed the entire tissue population of sussex county to stop my nose.i blame it on people who go out with lots of others after the assembly though. not completely but lets pretend.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

well, SORRRrrrEEEE. (can u go get sick again NOW?)

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

sure.. i'll go get sick right now just for you...

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