my poptart dilemma
so i really enjoy pop tarts. i think theyre great. yet for some reason they make this chunky mess on the sides of my mouth--the spot where your teeth and gumline meet your cheeks. Then i have to take my finger and clean it out in the middle of class. I think I am going to write the company and complain...it has to be some sort of product malfunction. Now, i know what youre gonna say--try milk. I have. I swish it around and all--nothing. The mush is like concrete and the my finger is the only way to clean it out---which must look really gross if youre sitting next to me in class....i once tried to non-chalantly use my pencil to loosen the lodged wads...but that tasted really bad and ruined my pencil for my next scantron test!
any suggestions??
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seriously i know what yer talking about...it gathers right in between the gum & yer cheek, and you have to all non challontly clear it... trying to make NO one see you. but then you look up & some one is staring directly at you....ohhhhhhhhhh the sheer pain of it all! (but yea POP TARTS RULE!!)
btw, my suggestion...go into the bathroom & do it... everyone needs alil break from class, use that as yer excuse... i know that always worked fer me when i was in highskool..."teach, i gotta use the bathroom" "but you went yesterday at this same time" "hey, its a girl thing" "oh... GO AHEAD!!!!!"
solution: take human bites.
solution: Toaster Streudels. Sooooo much better.
solution: eat nothing and LIKE IT!
solution: tell matt to go sit on an egg!
i never relized that happened till you said something.. next time i eat one i have to see. lol. well mabey try breaking peices of the poptart and eat them. dont know if it'll work but you can try.
when i read this...all i thought about was mine and tina's trip to Owego! lol seroiusly seroiusly...we LIVED on nothing but pop tarts and those cheese and cracker things for a WEEK! hahaha oh it was so much fun though!
those breakfasts were the best!!! and STRING CHEESE FOR SNACKS!!!! woo hoo! so many memories from that trip!