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by ukrainium
· Oct 13, 2003 · 324 views · Journal

I just woke up, from a good nights sleep, and something wasn't right. Iwas a little soar, but I wasn't playing any sports or anything the day before. I stretched and felt like I pulled something, so I sat down and watched some TV. Lately I've been checking once a week to see I grew or not. Then it popped into my head that maybe I grew over night.I checked myself five times last night and nothing changed, but owell I might as well check again. I checked again and I grew a full inch and a half over night! I checked again and again and again but still I grew an inch and a half! Then my dad checked, and still I grew and inch and a half!!

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57 Comments

malibu #1 malibuOG 2001

you're soon gonna be shaquille o'neil height.

yodasucka #2 yodasuckaOG 2003

ok, that is not fair... y can't i grow like that? ok, heres what we r gonna do, next time u feel like ur gonna grow... run to my house and give me ur inch and a half... ok? get it? got it? good...

fivezero #2.1 fivezeroOG 2003 stupid

i could make three seperate and totally inappropriate jokes here, but i'm better than that...i think!

hunkpapap #2.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

MAN, i'm glad i wasn't the only one who was thinkin that.....

sugabluejennnie #2.1.1.1 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

i think i found the mischievous monkeys

yodasucka #2.1.2 yodasuckaOG 2003

what? i don't get it?

thatdarngirl #2.1.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Don't let them destroy your pure mind mel..just ignore.

tinser #2.1.2.2 tinserOG 2002

i dont get it either...do you feel better?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

it's a guy thing....

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

yikes, then why do I understand what you guys are talking about?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's what I wanna know! I get it too...Ah! I'm turning into a perverted hormonal boy!

tinser tinserOG 2002

i feel so left out

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i feel left out too! i don't get it! can some one please explain to me and tinser whats going on?!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 yodasucka

tinser has already been filled in...I think you're the only one still in the dark :)

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 jay79

NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 yodasucka

oh come on now....why don't you just ask your sis....she's pretty high up there on the perv list :)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 jay79

oh no you didn't! i'm nowhere on that list...i'm 100% pure and innocent and you know it!

tinser tinserOG 2002 forrestina

i think we need to post the list

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 tinser

lol no no no that's completely uncalled for

tinser tinserOG 2002 forrestina

you sound nervous...afraid you'll be higher on that list then you want :)

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tinser

hahahhaah....we definitely do have to re-do the list and then post the top 10

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 jay79

awww man don't do it

tinser tinserOG 2002 jay79

haha, that'd be so funny...i want in on re-doing it! I was one of the originators!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

ohh come ON !.. i know i'm number 1.. but i DON'T want the world to know... geez. now what if i try to get with an innocent girl and she sees this list. i'll be hurt for life !

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

face it tay tay...you'll never be with an innocent girl...you're TOO much of a perv for that.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

nooooooooooooo i love the innocent kind. oh well

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

are you willing to not be a perv anymore?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

can the sky NOT be blue anymore?

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

hahaha....my point exactly!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ilikebirds

we must warn all innocent girls to stay far, far from you

tinser tinserOG 2002 jay79

haha, yeah...i got a private email sent to me explaining the...umm, yeah...the comments prior to this one...mel, just be glad that you're down low with me on the perv list

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tinser

YEA RIGHT! Its just because you're a closet perv and the rest of us are comfortable enough with ourselves to be public pervs :)

tinser tinserOG 2002 jay79

no no, i'm the innocent one...i even look innocent!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tinser

but you're not....don't make me bust out the conversations we've had (okay, I didn't really save them, but I DO remember one in particular, which I found VERY amusing)

tinser tinserOG 2002 jay79

huh, i don't know what you're talking about

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 tinser

haha yes i just received a similar e-mail and all i have to say is that is NOT what i meant and u all should be ashamed cuz ur pervs !

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 yodasucka

OK, who is the perv the one happily asking and getting and reading and bragging about a perv explanation email or the ones who just get it and keep it to themselves? hmmmmmmm

tinser tinserOG 2002 hunkpapap

who got it and kept it to themselveS?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 hunkpapap

o shut ur face patrick... don't make me come hurt u...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 yodasucka

hahaha, promise?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 hunkpapap

YES! i will punch u in ur face

ok so i really won't.. JK JK LOL i heart you pat!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 yodasucka

i know, but i'd let you sock me in the arm....

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 hunkpapap

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 yodasucka

You really shouldn't have felt left out. Boys have corrupted my mind.

tinser tinserOG 2002 thatdarngirl

boys are bad :)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

There I must disagree with you.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 thatdarngirl

yes we are angelic creatures who never mean any harm....

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 hunkpapap

No no! You are mean, abusive creatures that we love anyways

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

yea.. i agree with julia

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 yodasucka

wait thats not julia! sorry hon, i got confused! ur Lindsay!! lol

tinser tinserOG 2002 yodasucka

haha, when you said that, i thought...man, have i been thinking her name was lindsay all this time and its really not

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

And when I read it I was like "hmm..where did Julie comment, I must have missed it!" It's ok mel, people confuse me with other people all the time (mainly my sister though)

tinser tinserOG 2002 thatdarngirl

yeah, i agree...they are bad...but we LOVE them anyway

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yeah, definitely a guy thing. you's have no imagination.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

its definitely not JUST a guy thing....girls know about this stuff too

jay79 #2.1.3 jay79OG 2001

totally out of control

omegatweeter #3 omegatweeterOG 2003

cool man, my growth spurt happened in middle skool too.

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