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by ukrainium
· Oct 13, 2003 · 335 views · · · Journal

I just woke up, from a good nights sleep, and something wasn't right. Iwas a little soar, but I wasn't playing any sports or anything the day before. I stretched and felt like I pulled something, so I sat down and watched some TV. Lately I've been checking once a week to see I grew or not. Then it popped into my head that maybe I grew over night.I checked myself five times last night and nothing changed, but owell I might as well check again. I checked again and I grew a full inch and a half over night! I checked again and again and again but still I grew an inch and a half! Then my dad checked, and still I grew and inch and a half!!

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57 Comments

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

you're soon gonna be shaquille o'neil height.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

ok, that is not fair... y can't i grow like that? ok, heres what we r gonna do, next time u feel like ur gonna grow... run to my house and give me ur inch and a half... ok? get it? got it? good...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 stupid ·

i could make three seperate and totally inappropriate jokes here, but i'm better than that...i think!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

MAN, i'm glad i wasn't the only one who was thinkin that.....

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 ·

i think i found the mischievous monkeys

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

what? i don't get it?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Don't let them destroy your pure mind mel..just ignore.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i dont get it either...do you feel better?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

it's a guy thing....

T
toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

yikes, then why do I understand what you guys are talking about?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

That's what I wanna know! I get it too...Ah! I'm turning into a perverted hormonal boy!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i feel so left out

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

i feel left out too! i don't get it! can some one please explain to me and tinser whats going on?!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · yodasucka

tinser has already been filled in...I think you're the only one still in the dark :)

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · jay79

NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · yodasucka

oh come on now....why don't you just ask your sis....she's pretty high up there on the perv list :)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · jay79

oh no you didn't! i'm nowhere on that list...i'm 100% pure and innocent and you know it!

tinser tinserOG 2002 · forrestina

i think we need to post the list

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · tinser

lol no no no that's completely uncalled for

tinser tinserOG 2002 · forrestina

you sound nervous...afraid you'll be higher on that list then you want :)

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · tinser

hahahhaah....we definitely do have to re-do the list and then post the top 10

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · jay79

awww man don't do it

tinser tinserOG 2002 · jay79

haha, that'd be so funny...i want in on re-doing it! I was one of the originators!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

ohh come ON !.. i know i'm number 1.. but i DON'T want the world to know... geez. now what if i try to get with an innocent girl and she sees this list. i'll be hurt for life !

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

face it tay tay...you'll never be with an innocent girl...you're TOO much of a perv for that.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

nooooooooooooo i love the innocent kind. oh well

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

are you willing to not be a perv anymore?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

can the sky NOT be blue anymore?

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

hahaha....my point exactly!

tinser tinserOG 2002 · ilikebirds

we must warn all innocent girls to stay far, far from you

tinser tinserOG 2002 · jay79

haha, yeah...i got a private email sent to me explaining the...umm, yeah...the comments prior to this one...mel, just be glad that you're down low with me on the perv list

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · tinser

YEA RIGHT! Its just because you're a closet perv and the rest of us are comfortable enough with ourselves to be public pervs :)

tinser tinserOG 2002 · jay79

no no, i'm the innocent one...i even look innocent!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · tinser

but you're not....don't make me bust out the conversations we've had (okay, I didn't really save them, but I DO remember one in particular, which I found VERY amusing)

tinser tinserOG 2002 · jay79

huh, i don't know what you're talking about

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · tinser

haha yes i just received a similar e-mail and all i have to say is that is NOT what i meant and u all should be ashamed cuz ur pervs !

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 · yodasucka

OK, who is the perv the one happily asking and getting and reading and bragging about a perv explanation email or the ones who just get it and keep it to themselves? hmmmmmmm

tinser tinserOG 2002 · hunkpapap

who got it and kept it to themselveS?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · hunkpapap

o shut ur face patrick... don't make me come hurt u...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 · yodasucka

hahaha, promise?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · hunkpapap

YES! i will punch u in ur face

ok so i really won't.. JK JK LOL i heart you pat!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 · yodasucka

i know, but i'd let you sock me in the arm....

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · hunkpapap

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · yodasucka

You really shouldn't have felt left out. Boys have corrupted my mind.

tinser tinserOG 2002 · thatdarngirl

boys are bad :)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · tinser

There I must disagree with you.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

yes we are angelic creatures who never mean any harm....

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · hunkpapap

No no! You are mean, abusive creatures that we love anyways

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

yea.. i agree with julia

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · yodasucka

wait thats not julia! sorry hon, i got confused! ur Lindsay!! lol

tinser tinserOG 2002 · yodasucka

haha, when you said that, i thought...man, have i been thinking her name was lindsay all this time and its really not

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · tinser

And when I read it I was like "hmm..where did Julie comment, I must have missed it!" It's ok mel, people confuse me with other people all the time (mainly my sister though)

tinser tinserOG 2002 · thatdarngirl

yeah, i agree...they are bad...but we LOVE them anyway

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah, definitely a guy thing. you's have no imagination.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

its definitely not JUST a guy thing....girls know about this stuff too

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

totally out of control

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

cool man, my growth spurt happened in middle skool too.

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