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ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Nov 3, 2003 · 198 views · · · Journal

Ritalin. I need ritalin. I think I have a major case of ADD... does anyone know where i can go to get this treated.. or just diagnosed. Because i want ritalin. woo hoooo.

Yo .. so i have a rearview mirror again. woo hoo. i've been driving the past year without one. it's been fun... i'll miiss the dangerous times..
story goes..
me and 'bob' were in the bathroom of a diner playing captain america in front of the mirror.. me 'bob' and ' mary ' decide to leave.. and 'bob' goes.. " i have to pee.. so he runs into the nearby woods. when we were just in the bathroom a second ago.. anyway.. few minutes later 'bob' comes out with a huge tree branch and throws it at me screaming ' you will never take my freedom'.. 'mary' finds this funny and rips off my rearview mirror and throws it at me yelling ' not my freedom neither'... few minutes later.. i'm driving with no rearview mirror. and two very brave hearts. losers !

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11 Comments

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

they've got a new drug better then ritalin...but seriously...even though i know you're not being serious....ritalin doesn't really work great

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea but i want some anyway.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 ·

you need electrical shock treatment that will work

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I'm shopping around for an ACCOUNTANT that does Business and Individual tax preparation. sales tax, litter tax, and witholding tax... etc.. normal stuff.. ? anyone know.. ?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yeah, i got one. adam long, of sansiveri, long, and co., llc.

the guy's a partner, so i guess he's some big rich dude. he loves me. he even invited me to his luao over the summer, but i respectfully declined.

I'll EZ message you the info

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

I have one: Ben Dover of Dewey, Cheetem and Howe....

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

my father actually told me this joke the other day. there was a really great one of gilmore girls the other day that luke said but i can't remember it. it may have been this one though.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

i don't really get this joke though

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

Do-we cheet-em and how-e?
do we cheat em and how?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

IT'S FROM THE THREE STOOGES!! CLASSIC!!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

my brother is an accountant...he can do all that stuff....he's good...props to my brother, haha

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