OHHH YOU STINK
by I am 8. I like to run around half naked all the time. i love toys. love playing games. i hate sitting still. i'm an idiot.
OH WOMAN... YOu evillllllllllllllllllllll
If I could be any animal it'd definately be a bird, So i can fly.. but not only so i can fly.. but also be able to poop on you. with accuracy. the world is my potty
For the next 20 years of my life i'm going to be working in a little box they call a CUBICLE. It's like a restroom with lower walls. At least I dont have to worry about people staring at my shoes and figuring out who I am later. However rather than sitting and losing weight, I'll be slowy gaining.
I want to take a trip up to maine for the sole purpose or taking a picture of myself peeing into the poland spring, then creating a huge mass email and sending that picture to
everyone...
I want to create a chair that is clear on the seat... or made of out hands the grip and grab. Because I feel my butts missing out on all the action in the world, always looking down. Sitting all day . They gotta be lonely.
The biggest part of their day is whether or not I ate a huge breakfast...
hi hi
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What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
Ospace. Good Job. The other day my manager came up to me and said " Did you get a copy of the documents" ( referring to a software quality status thing he sent out, I knew this but opted to say) " What the tps reports? No. But i did get the memo" ...he goes " HUh.. what memo? " .. I had to end the joke right there. what a jew.
i can see ty drilling out the screws and brackets on his cube, dropping off a wall and leaving it just there
on april fools day i was sent an email that involved taping up the entire open wall of a cubicle with clear tape and then pouring gallons and gallons of foam into it. the foam filled the entire cubicle. it was awesome.!!!
the person to cake ratio is...didn't recieve a piece...i...thats the last straw`
The powers that be at my firm better be glad they let me keep my swingline stapler.
At least we have the truth. Our jobs aren't our lives. I still wish I didn't have to work, though.
ty... have u ever seen Birdie? its about this guy in love with birds... and he goes crazy... you should watch it then think about ur life...
no but i've seen you and i like what i see
o bolly.........
bolly? sorry not down with he new lingo of you young hoodlums these days.
and how is any comment in my journal off topic? never is anything ON topic
hah bolly is my own personaly lingo... no one else uses it
and yea... whats up with that?! there should be a "on topic" mark for all commments that actully are on topic.. hte off topic is just normal...
it sounds british
its really this kids last name... and for some reason... we all started saying "o bolly" to him... and then to every one else... i haven't seen him in about 3 years.. but i still say it at least 10 times a day... its just one of those things...
isn't a bolly what they call umbrellas in england?? i think i learned this from an awake article. it was either this or something similiar. brolly maybe?
brolly. it is short.
there's a burger palce over here called the "brolly hut". it's like a giant cement umbrella building. now i know why it's called that
yeah, i remember that article...i think it was sometime this summer, right?
oh man the world is on my side... triumph has an album.. and a song ' i keed'.. album name " come poop with me? " .... ohhhhhhhh snap
I heard one of those songs on the radio the other day. SOOOO dumb
yeah i heard it on the radio the other day, HILARIOUS. I love Triumph more than you know.
song is horrible to listen to.. but what he says is great. i love him. and his poop
yeah i didn't hear any songs, just stuff he sez. I love him.
POOP, HA whoever created that word is a genius!
tell me about it man. tell me about IT
you're retiring at 41?
yes sir !
a penny saved is a penny earned, thats what i aways say, yes, yes? Water is good, good for drinking yes? stop