Meaty
by My Dad, kind as he is, offers me some meatloaf. I get a slice, stick it between a biscuit and munch away. Then i go back to the kitchen to look for another peice, but the meatloaf is nowhere in sight. I ask my dad: "Where's the meatloaf?" "Oh," he says, "I had to put it back in the oven, cuz it wasnt done all the way. You can't eat raw meat, you know." Yum.
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raw meat tastes good! like, right before my mom cooks the meat for hamburgers, i take a little red meat and eat it lol. i'm dumb, i know.
you can so die from like ecoli. omg lol
wat's ecoli?
you can get it from drinking too much water
isn't that ebola, and your winkie turns black and falls off?
heehee that just struck me as really funny.
I think if you have Ebola..you may have bigger concerns then just that..like dying.
wowwww. you said winkie. different disease. ebola is an awful airborne virus that hardens your organs and then liquefies the rest of your insides, making them pour out of each and every orifice of your body until you are dead. e-coli is a virus transmitted by ingesting infected animal or human feces. a couple ways of getting it is from eating raw meats, swimming in lakes full of infected animal droppings, etc. the virus resides in your intenstines and gives you violent diahrrea and if not treated quickly you will die. e-coli is terrible, but ebola is much, much worse.
i feel a light blue highlight coming on....yes, i do
that's not wat matt said: /
chances are...*whispers* he was kiddng.
well slap me with liver and call me penelope.
Liver is way slippery, unless its cooked. Cooked liver is one of those tastes that I hate in addition to french onion soup.
hehehehe, yeah, this is a gross practice. but chances are you won't die. so i say eat it all, petey.
i eat raw meat all the time. i aint dead yet.
i hate meatloaf
ME TOOO!! Like..why are you eating a loaf..of meat!?
r u serious!? meatloaf is good! especiay with the right flavorings, and if you stick it between a biscuit it roll while eating it, its delicious!
i agree. meatbricks are delicious. i've even made one before!
Leftover meatloaf is superior in sandwich form. YAY! It's good stuff.
It's only good if it's made really well. Most people's meatloaf tastes awful.
my mom's meatload is some of my favorite meals. and then with the yummy made mashed potatoes!!!! so stinking good!!!
LOL, man I gotta try some of that "meatload"
Meatload could quite possibly be the best typo I've ever seen.
hahahaha. i'm sorry guys. somtimes my mind and my hands dont' coincide and then i forget to proofread. but i've lost my chance to edit it so someone else must do it.
So funny because on Jay Leno's HEADLINES last night one of the mistakes was a menu that had "meatload" as an item.
i would do anything for love, but i won't do that
hahaha so funny
that was horrible.
Haha, even though I laughed I agree with Dan, that was incredibly corny. Good Job.
Ian laughed. You two are just mad you didn't think of it first.
Listen toots, don't flatter yourself.
toots?! have you lost your pennsylvanian mind?!
this is like meg ryan and tom hanks in "You've Got Mail" only meg ryan is reaaaaaaaallly sexy in baggy khakis and they use AOL
I fail to make the connection, how is that like Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks?
our interaction here is not dissimilar to some exchanges in the movie "You've Got Mail."
You really think so? Weren't they way pleasant and flirty in that movie? (At least when they were online)
c'monnnn, bend with it a bit! try to understand. even if he's way off and he is way off--don't make a scene, lol
i totally support this comment
your dad is funny. we need to hang out