Ralphs Pimping Skills

by guilderbellsuck · Dec 15, 2003 · 169 views · Poll

Haha I was at a recent party and I thought my friend Ralph was really lame up until he proved it. He was dancing with this girl (not in a very smooth style) and he says "Oh yeah you can dance just like me. I learned this dance at doityourself.com. You should check it out". A few minutes later he asked her for her number...he goes "Hey my name is ralph, I'm not looking to get married or anything but ummh it would be nice if I could have your number." She gave him a number the only thing is...he called it and it was disconnected.

CAN I ASK A QUESTION...

If you were a girl or are a girl...How would you have responded?

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#1 toxicgirlOG 2003

Dec 15, 2003

MMMmmm...sounds like a winner.

#2 malibuOG 2001

Dec 16, 2003

where's the option for the rejection hotline?

#2.1 guilderbellsuckOG 2003

Dec 16, 2003

Wow they have those?

#2.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

Dec 16, 2003

YES! and they work haha the one for the new york area is (212)479-7990

#2.1.1.1 bozoFounder

Dec 18, 2003

man, thats funny... i could set up a voice mail account

#3 violetboregaurdOG 2003

Dec 17, 2003

I'm sorry while I was on the floor rolling around and laughing I realized i hadn't answered the question.

Ralphs Pimping Skills

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