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Ralphs Pimping Skills

guilderbellsuck by guilderbellsuck · Dec 15, 2003 · 177 views · · · Poll

Haha I was at a recent party and I thought my friend Ralph was really lame up until he proved it. He was dancing with this girl (not in a very smooth style) and he says "Oh yeah you can dance just like me. I learned this dance at doityourself.com. You should check it out". A few minutes later he asked her for her number...he goes "Hey my name is ralph, I'm not looking to get married or anything but ummh it would be nice if I could have your number." She gave him a number the only thing is...he called it and it was disconnected.

CAN I ASK A QUESTION...

If you were a girl or are a girl...How would you have responded?

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6 Comments

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

MMMmmm...sounds like a winner.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

where's the option for the rejection hotline?

guilderbellsuck guilderbellsuckOG 2003 ·

Wow they have those?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

YES! and they work haha the one for the new york area is (212)479-7990

bozo bozoFounder ·

man, thats funny... i could set up a voice mail account

violetboregaurd violetboregaurdOG 2003 ·

I'm sorry while I was on the floor rolling around and laughing I realized i hadn't answered the question.

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