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Yay today I got a job offer to possibly work in another state on the east coast. Yes that would be nice. Anyways I know I don't celebrate the holidays but if you people want to mail me a present then here let me write down a few things I could use.

1) Simpsons Season 3 DVD
2) Miniature Refrigerator (preferably made by Carrier or Kenmore)with R-134A refrigerant
3) A nice flat screen tv to put near my bed.
4) A new Futon
5) Some more cymbals for my drumset and MORE COWBELL too.
6) Jasons sister to give me a lap dance
7) I could use some new clothes like some Eddie Bauer pants to wear to work or something
8) A Kitana sword
9) some throwback jerseys (not that I'm a thug but I would not mind having an old Nolan Ryan jersey)
10) a new pair of work boots
11) a gas powered chainsaw
12) Large toolset from Sears
13) Some new things to make my cars interior nicer like seat covers, chevy floormats, extra coffee mug holders, a race car steering wheel, extra gauges, more stereo.
14) An SUV American made ONLY (Chevy or GMC) cause I dont want something to off road with and find out its suspension system is made out of cheap struts instead of shocks.
15) A burger king jersey that says "Mullins" on the back
16) A 7-Eleven t shirt
17) A Clinton Portis jersey
18) Money always a good thing
19) Neon windshield wipers
20) Pornographic literature about furniture. Preferably NUDE furniture
21) tickets to see Conan O'Brien
22) Some of my Barnes and Noble sluts to get me some books about Muscle cars and sports and music
23) a few guitars
24) a 6 string bass by Ibanez
25) 1000 watt amp for guitar
26) 2000 watt amp for bass

Feel free to contact me if you wish to give me any of these things.