Roses are red
by Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
and so am I
Anyways I want to thank the person who kept me up all last night laughing about 1 thing after another. Yes I can't believe how a girl could totally be into Viva La Bam and Tom Green and Bumfights and all that other stupid stuff that is hilarious. Anyways we must have talked for like 3 hours or so. I thought the story about her Smiths CD was really creepy. It was held hostage by some angry people. Yeah I couldn't sleep after thinking about Demons. That stuff just creeps me out. I am sorry but the whole idea of supernatural things happening is scary like screaming coming from nowhere. Or touching something motionless that can burn you like a rock. EEEEK. Haha you know what was funny...The whole word conotation. Just the silly things we could say like "Do you like my hamburgers" Haha total retarded conotation. Anyways I just want to thank that person for a very good laugh last night and hope to keep them coming. See you at the show.
JOSEPH Q ASTIN
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lots of girls like viva la bam and tom green and all that crap. Lots.
millionias
I don't like Tom Green, but I wish Bam was a witness.
bahahaha I love all those guys so much. I think Brandon is my favorite. And Raaaaaab. Kitty Kitty
raab himself looks like a wretched child molester. i like ryan dunn!
eek no way I love raab. Ryan Dunn I also love. Ahhh so great. Hahahaha "WHAT you want me to put JELLY on his face?????"
JELLY! hahaha that was the single most defining moment in my life when i saw that ... i just wanted to die then... cause.. life was complete. when brandon yawns and it's all up in his grill
hahahahahaha
brandon seems out of place in that crew. and who the heck is rake yohn?!
RAKE YOHN BOUGHT MY FRIENDS BEERS at the CKY show!! hahaha haha beers sounds better than shots
Brandon is the funniest.
Don Vito is the funniest. Even better than Phil. And if I could have a second mom, I'd want Ape.
Wow Don Vito. If you havne't seen him in a Toga demanding to be fed grapes.... for like an hour straight.. you have to. Haha
On sunday, Bam turned the house into a castle and had a family reunion. First off, I'll never say my family is crazy ever again. Bam's g-mother was going nuts and Don Vito ate the eyeball out of a roasted pig. Nasty.
i laughed so hard when some trollish family member said "this family is insane" and Bam concurs quietly, "it's true"
Old Tom green was good, but not new. I LUV Bam, he's hysterical and his family is GREAT! We had to make some special shirts for Phil and Don Vito, they were beyond the triple x's. Almost 'tent'like! LOL
i loved when bam put the hamburger iron-ons all over phil's clothes. i laughed so hard.
OH MY GOSH, i was CRYING because i was laughing so hard! and when he put phil on the diet....DON'T FEED PHIL DAY and all the billboards....etc.
Haha my wife HATES them with a passion. HATE hate hate. I can't even watch any of those shows if she's around.
Your wife sounds like she is a definite girly-girl. Not in a bad way. But I remember you once talking about how she dislikes wearing sneakers. To me, that translates into the ulitmate feminine lady.
oh yeah, she's definitely girly. check her out hiking in sandals: /albums/19/pictures/366"guilty guilty"ness you mentioned in the other journal. she is SO like that. she would put the sign back too.
did you ever find that PDA?
that was a joke from by my uncle
hiking sandals? were her feet ripped to shreds?
I am such a fan of Tom Green.
i like him too. his new tom green show was really good. i watched it a lot, til it was taken off.
His new show sucked. Bring back the old one.
the old one would be more your style. but the new one had good guests and a more intelligent and inviting atmosphere. i liked the late show format. it was just right.
I didn't get to watch the new one. There were some classic scenes from the old one though..like when he asked the audience for their left shoes and then put them in a bag..tied them to a cab..and then left.
I think its funny how people are judged based on what they like or don't like. Oooh look at me i'm so different i don't like this band that everyone else in the world likes. .. OOh this girl's so cool cos she likes Bam. MILLIONS of girls like Bam. Haha. It's just another cookie from the cookie cutterrrrr! OOoooh let me get eight million tattooos so i can be different like EVERYONE ELSE. Ahhh I love being old and not caring about being cool or different or what anyone thinks. I know i'm just a big gay dork like everyone else. Yes you. Haha.
"all you nonconformists are the same." forgot where i saw or heard that. nowadays, the moment you think your totally original is the moment you've become truly ordinary.
Hah i remember these two girls in high school who were best friends and thought they were so cool because they only wore "weird" clothes and combat boots... and they had a "heather and michelle day" that they exchanged presents.. yes i remember their first names haha... anyway one day heather started to wear sneakers... and not only to gym!! AH!!! i duno somehow their frienship dissolved and I was there to hear the conversation between Michelle and some other girl saying how appaled she was that Heather wears sneakers now. Haha... Then Michelle found another disciple named.. I think Lisa?? Anyway Lisa was another clone of Michelle that dressed weird and wore combat boots. Haha. Gays.
GAYS, indeed.
And Marilyn Manson was HUGE when I was like.. a junior in high school I think. I remember the freshman girls were in LOVE with him and thought he was so great at non-conforming. Ugh SOO stupid. He conforms to whatever he thinks people will be shocked at. Ok death metal. Ok the glam look. Ok the death look again. Ok whatever people want I am a very smart (and gay) advertising machine.
GAY, indeed.
you are all a bunch of sheep, baaaaaa
did you know that sheep are actually NOT easily swayed. IF they hear the call of a stranger they run the OPPOSITE way. The only time they conform is to when they hear the voice of their hearder.... i thought that was interesting... :)
wow, do you tend to your flock out in PA... you went from computer nerd to sheep herder... impressive tinner
could be worse, she could have been a scruffy nerf herder, like you, mike
dude... your CRAZY with the star wars lines... i LOVE it!!! come hang out this weekend, we are having people over, it will be CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY
yeah??? which night?? i'm def. up for that...esp. if katie makes me some brownies...
yeah but the outfit we get to wear is awesome.
AMEN to that!!! ahem
"wink wink" we know.
wait! how do YOU know!
ha ha, charue,, BUT, I dont think people say they will get millions of tattoos to be differnt,most people get them cause they like tattoos, and it's just kind of addicting after that. and some people take the addiction to far. some though like stevo are just retarted when getting them, ha ha,, picture of himself on his entire BACK,, man he lets people pursuad him into doing anything. BUt I love the guy, I LOVE HIS LAUGH, i love WILD BOYZ, they are unbeleivable crazy!, ,and they must almost totally be stoned when filming. they crack me up!
i can imitate their laughs perfectly. ask Gab. and why does Steve-0 vomit EVERY SINGLE EPISODE?!
ha ha look at the stuff they are doing, eating dung, i think you'd vomit also!
machinegun soooo gross haha
5+4=9!!!!
(for everyone who saw the Bam scavenger hunt)
the only stupider tattoo is Steve-O's back.
ha ha like the poem, it keeps maken me giggle
Wow she sounds like a very cool girl.
haha shes cooler than Dentyne Ice
hmmm.
the title of this journal reminds me of the text bryan sent me a couple weeks ago that said "roses are red...violettes are blue.. i don't know another melody, thats cuter then you.. haha gotta love Bry
where has he been lately? stupid fool went out and got a JOB?!?