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And I didn't even die!

thatdarngirl by thatdarngirl · Jan 8, 2004 · 224 views · Journal

So, I went to Pensylvania's Learn To Ski Day today. Awesome deal for someone who has never snowboarded or skied- $10 for a group lesson, rentals, and all-day ski lift ticket for the bunny hill! I have come to the decision, unfortunately, that snowboarding is not for me. While I did have fun (despite falling a lot) I just really don't see the appeal to flying down a snowy mountain in the freezing cold on a piece of plastic (or whatever those boards are made of). So..surfing I enjoy, snowboarding is not cool. I also do not appreciate ski lifts. My friend and I made it off the first time without a problem. The second time she fell. The third time..well we fell ontop of each other in a big messy heap (it was her fault..she pulled me down with her). I felt kind of bad for the people behind us. So! The next time we went up I told the guy we were gonna go alone, and he took it a step up! He put her on one lift-chair behind me so I could get out of her way if she fell. So of course..what happens? I fell on my own and managed to land on both my head and my butt (how?). I didn't make it up in time so when she got off and made it standing she was heading straight my way and fell over (not enough time to turn) so she wouldn't hit me. I think we amused the lift guy enough for one day.

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punkprincess #1 punkprincessOG 2001

where was that?

thatdarngirl #1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Camel Back. They gave me a lousy board to..no wax so it didn't really move much if it wasn't steep.

fivezero #2 fivezeroOG 2003

i had a similar experience at Hunter

deanh77 #3 deanh77Founder

FACT 1: Snowboarding is hard at first.


FACT 2: It gets easier and funner when you get better.

fivezero #3.1 fivezeroOG 2003

funner = numero uno retardo word

thatdarngirl #3.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

And during the process of becoming easier you must bruise every inch of your body.

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#3.2.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

But that's part of the fun. :)

thatdarngirl #3.2.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Suuure and liars won't inherit the second death and burn in a lake of fire!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

where does it say that!? lies--here i come!!!

rocksupastar #4 rocksupastarFounder

oh linds, you gotta go again, believe me, it sucks for a while till you get used to going down the hill and know how to move your feet, im telling ya. DEF go more!

beachbum #4.1 beachbumOG 2002

yeah i think just about everyone hates their first day or two. you need to watch insane snowboarding videos before you go to get psyched up

rocksupastar #4.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

or its really fun to go with janine, cause ANYBODY is better than her, so to make yourself feel better, you challenge her to a race and blow her away, believe me, i beat her pretty much everytime i race her barring when i fell into the woods or ran matt into that snowmobile...

beachbum #4.1.1.1 beachbumOG 2002

yeah def always ride behind mike b/c he'll mow down everyone in the way and clear a wide path for you

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

wait wait, as i recall... YOU were the one who hit like 50 people on the trip, the only person i hit was matt, and that was funny

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

well crashing into a tree must have scrabbled your memory cuz the only person i hit was that stupid kid-and he deserved it.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i have a thick skull, everyone says it, i have no fear of hitting trees... nothing can penetrate THIS **knocks on forhead**

iwz iwz

<hollow sound>BOOONNNGGG</hollow sound>

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

i skiied ONCE. dont like falling or the chair lift.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

is the hollowness her head hitting something?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 starshiptrooper

no it's a reply to mike's comment

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahah, i love the opening and closing tags, EXTRA geeky man, your too much...

skaorsk8 #4.1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

i argue...i loved my first day...i hated my sixth day.

beachbum #4.1.2.1 beachbumOG 2002

why the sixth day? did you suddenly suck on that day?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that was the day i set out to teach myself how to do some toe-edge... on that 1/16th of an inch of snow, with the solid block of ice

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

you were going down only on heel edge for SIX DAYS??

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmm i still do, i guess i'm a slow learner, hey, thanks for announcing that

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

haha sorry, but actually you said it-i just put the pieces together.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wow... you really SUCK!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

dude, you're so gettin it. keep in mind that when you least expect it, your ugly orange shorts are getting stolen.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Wow..they were making us do both toe and heel edges yesterday. And I always needed to do heel edges more and I just couldn't do it.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i found toe edge to be easier at first for some reason

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

bah. heel edge is child's play

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 skaorsk8

well yes it is since i've mastered both long ago. and i should hope so for you seeing as you've spent your whole snowboarding career on your heel edge :)

iwz iwz

i agree. i have finer control on my toe edge.

hunkpapap #5 hunkpapapOG 2003

i think we are all glad you didn't do a sunny bono on us...

thatdarngirl #5.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's what my mom said, especially after just before we left I made sure she gave me my insurance card.

violetboregaurd #6 violetboregaurdOG 2003

hey thats so cool i JUST went my first time Christmas Day - and same thing, fell all over the place, but it was soooooooo cool. I had such a blast. I mean I need practice but it was awesome...

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