Sorry fresh out of crack today...
by So I went to nevada, as i like to call it.
I do want to share all the bad things that happened to me...
Started off on the plane ride there... where i learned the hard way that
bringing a bottle of 1800 'qla on a plane.. is a big ' no no '...
yeaaaaaaaa
Then almost got arrested for jay walking and drinking..
apparently you can jay walk...but you can't drink while jaywalking..
it's like..you're breaking the law or something....
yeaa...
Then i was jumping on a bed with a bottle of champagne.. and as i did my last jump
i went right into the ground, sprained my ankle and spilled champagne all over my half neked
body...
yeaa..
then on the plane back i found out the hard way that 'instilling fear into passengers' is not cool..
with you know.. the white pillow case over your head..
so some fines here and there.. and still i had the greatest time of my life.
P.s. If i happen to be on a tv show for anything it wasn't me. there's asians everywhere
and they all look like me.
fin
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hahaha omg
HAHAHHAH...The pillowcase on the head was great on the way home from Aruba...Although I did think we were going to get kicked off the plane. Do we have a picture of that??
yea .. the passangers and Fa's of America West didn't find that funny whatsoever. they had total sticks up the butt. ugh.
because i was all the way in the back.. and it was a pretty much empty flight.. it was dark back there..i was all by myself leaning against the window.. i guess it did look bad.
haha. oh well.
i don't get this.. what's the big deal about putting a pillow case on your head?
picture a terrorist...puts a pillowcase over his head then gets up with a machine gun (yes, I know not likely...but people are stupid)
nahh you ever see that movie... some airplane movie.. but the terrorist made every passenger cover their heads with the pillowcase.
i have a picture of it. we can scan & post...
So that's how you sprained your ankle...
Where does the crack come into play?
Next time you're in Vegas, let me know. I can keep you out of trouble. I know people in the Law Enforcement profession there.
now i know exactly how retarded you are
No, this is just a small sample. It gets MUCH better :)
its easy to sneak alcohal on a plane. it just cant be a half gallon bottle!!
dude you are livin in the fridge
what part? the compressor, the condensor, the thermostatic expansion valve, the filter dryer, the evaporator, the liquid line?
I just want to be a jerk and brag that january '04 has been the greatest month of my so far short life. it's great. woo hoo
I wanna be a jerk and say that me too. I've already accomplished more this month than in the whole past year....
woo hooo... yea i wouldnt' say i did more.. but.. for 1 month.. the actions been pretty swell. bring on '05!
I want to go to the grand canyon and dig a little hole. The size of the marble.. so when people are aghast at the huge canyons.. they will walk by my hole and say " look that hole , it is little"