White Monster

I just saw the funniest thing today

And seeing as how I lIKE BIRDS

I must relate :

So there I was on another tuesday Like that of the Many before it.

Driving back from lunch this cold airy day

I gazed wistfully around my surroundings and happenings of the busy instersection.

and there it was ...

I caught a Little bird swoop down onto the corner of a cars trunk right in front of me..

It stayed there for one second... I thought it was taking a break.. however i was mistaken..

the bird was slightly constipated it seems.. because it sat there.. pushing.. and then... BLOOOPPPP

The white monsters peeks out and shows it's ugly face...
The light turned green and the bird flew off.. seeming as if

his business was not done.. he tried to sit on my hood.. but a little swerve action on my part.... dodging the bird.. as if it was a flying

bullet to my windshield.. and causes the bird to scare and fly away..with the white monsters body still contained in him
and that friends.. is my story.