the top 15 lines of 2003

Ok, so whatever kind of year you had in '03 you must have had some funny lines as I did. So I decided to compile a list of the top 15 best lines of 2003 from my point of view. Some I said, some I heard, regardless, all are actual lines. I had 10 but needed more. I narrowed it finally to 15.

Let me know what some of yours were and any background or incriminating names you can. I'm making mine succinct for the purposes of space, but feel free to ask it's meaning to me or even the speaker when I see ya.

Some generally are not funny without the story; Some you just need to hear. In any case, here they are:

(P.S.-all have dude in them somewhere, it has just been removed for clarity so you won't think they are all ill hand)

15. Yeah, well you think too much!!!

14. CRAZY GO NUTS!

13. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

12. True friendship is not letting your boy touch anything over 160 when he's drunk.

11. If you take her to my wedding, you'd better be keeping her, or I'm kicking you in the balls.

10. OHHHHH…..MY….GODDDDDD!

9. She is a BEAST!

8. MONICA IS GETTING MARRIED!!!

7. I saw you on tv! (I got people on 4 different days with this, over 12 in total…and it kinda started a craze near me to the point where it became ghey)

6. Hey, before your woman starts dropping any more F-bombs on your speakerphone; tell her you're in the car with us.

5. You will never get this buck back…

4. Let's go into this bar…

3. What happens in (place, country, town, house, car, etc.) stays in (same)…

2. You have got to drink this!!

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And my personal favorite:
1. Is love telling your girlfriend to get a monkey? (It may not be, but it sure is damn funny)