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juicymango by juicymango · Feb 13, 2004 · 347 views · Journal

yeah sooooo i guess this site is a good place to come to when you're antsy at work and looking for a distraction... and you're looking for a little friendly discussion, interchange of opinions.. lighthearted humor... blah blah blah basically a good *clean* place to waste some time.

but like, seriously people

it seems like too many people on here wear really really ridiculously tight underwear or something

some take things too seriusly

some get wayyyyyy uptight about things

some think that if you don't agree with their point of view, well YOU SUCK!!!!

Not that no one should ever bring up "serious" issues but.... the thing is that most of the time there are things that get blown WAY out of proportion that are... well....

it's like "i like sprinkles!" and another says "WELL I HATE SPRINKLES YOU SUCK!!!!" and then another says "you're such a bad Christian for saying someone else sucks!!" and then someone else says "no i'm just right and everyone else is wrong" and then someone else says something else....

OH DEAR GOD SAVE ME

Seriously most of these issues that get blown way out of proportion.... WHO CARES!!!!!!! seriously who cares. Maybe Santa Claus would care if he was real.

people people

make sure you are buying the right size underwear

it's ok

if you should be wearing LARGE

do NOT buy X-small

seriously

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77 Comments

beachbum #1 beachbumOG 2002

kamila you constantly crack me up

reaf #2 reafOG 2002

ha ha, maybe its not so much the underwear as it might be the shirt , choking the oxygen to there brain?

JUST MY OPINION,, and might I add, IM RIGHT,, ha ha...

I love this bar (journal)

forrestina #3 forrestinaOG 2002

oh yeah well maybe YOU should wear extra small bunderwear! ugg why do you always think you're right. hahah

reaf #3.1 reafOG 2002

Mainly because Im the boss of everyone, and I say so, and me me me, and I I I, and i think better,, but just BASICALLY speaking,, ha ha

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

for real for real. people taking stuff personally. and then have that pitch fork group mentality. I dont know . i'm not down with it. i'm about the good times. when everything else in the world sucks so much, there's no need to continue the chain of negativity. it's all about PROTONS bro. PROTONS.

seriously... i'm gonna pass out WWTD bracelets.
what would ty do.

you see someone getting angry and making mean comments...
do you attack back ... NO! you think, WWTD... ahhh take off my pants... and the anger stops.

see works. well bracelets are on sale ... 15$'s a piece. or a 30 pack of miller lite.

iwz #4.1 iwz

More like WWID, am i rite. What Would I Do? That way you're always right no matter what you do.

Alternatively, it can stand for What Would Ian Do? Because I am always right.

iwz #4.1.1 iwz

u r rite.

reaf #4.2 reafOG 2002

why the pants, and not the shoes, or shirt or just the underwear like on zoolander?

ilikebirds #4.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

people here aren't skilled enough to skillfully rip their underwear from out their pants. thats hard work

reaf #4.2.1.1 reafOG 2002

trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, but practice makes perfect, and with the way everyone gets upset on hear, thats alot of practice, thats alot of time to perefct it.. ID BE AMAZED if that was even physically possible! WITHOUT trick underware

socalgal #4.3 socalgalOG 2003

WWTD??? HAPPY HOUR!!!! lol

ilikebirds #4.3.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no no.. in my world happy hour doesn't exist.
the equivalent of happy hour would be every hour..
there might be sad panda hours though.. just once in awhile.. when the keg spits out foam

socalgal #4.3.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

happy hour on the hour?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hmm ... i think there should be a law that whenever someone asks for the time.. you have to respond with .. " it's a happy 3:15 " or " it's a happy 4 "

wouldn't that just cheer up your precious little heart.
i would mine.

ilikebirds #5 ilikebirdsOG 2002 offtopic

haha i just imagined fat santa claus in only tighty whities.. and that really long beard... and dancing for mrs. claus who's in the bed reading a book and he's all

" hunny hunny.. christmas isn't for another 324 days.. lets rock "

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

kamila my goodnes.. what gives you the RIGHT to write about this huh.. who are you to tell me.. what you think.. oh wait.. it's your opinion. thats right... hugs? and fruitsnacks..

reaf #6.1 reafOG 2002

mmmm fruitsnacks left in water and all soft are amazing

juicymango #6.2 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah, and guess what, if you don't agree... or think i'm a loser.. or whatever, um, it's ok! it's YOUR opinion, so you can have it!!! And by "it" i mean.......

reaf #6.2.1 reafOG 2002

2 " purple people???

reaf #6.2.1.1 reafOG 2002

or.............

The poison,
the poison for kusko
the poison especially chosen to kill kusko,
kuskos poison
that poison?

ilikebirds #6.2.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

half chinese half somalion geishas?

reaf #6.2.2.1 reafOG 2002

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they are tastey with orange rinds

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

dude you eat half chinese half somalian girls that dress up in white face paint to entertain japanese business men ? you sick freak

reaf reafOG 2002

noooooooooooooooooo the coookie silly

ilikebirds #7 ilikebirdsOG 2002 informative

And remember folks, the best retort to any ATTACKING comment is no comment at all.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

reaf #7.1 reafOG 2002

aint that the truth

ilikebirds #7.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no it aint. now shut up.

ilikebirds #7.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's the FALSE!

reaf #7.1.1.2 reafOG 2002

dont be haten

reaf #7.1.1.3 reafOG 2002

dont be haten

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

who you datin'?

reaf reafOG 2002

Clayton.....................rose boy

reaf reafOG 2002

I think i seriuosly had a mini heart attack as i got off the train!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

did you think he was insane?

reaf reafOG 2002

After I recuperated from my mini heart attack, I was like, Whhhaattttt..........................

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 reaf

dude you're totally ruining my game here. i'm making every last word rhyme you're all chiming in with the wrong cut.

reaf reafOG 2002 ilikebirds

ha ha,, i was starting a new Rhyme, DAG

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

he was at the train station WAITIN'

reaf reafOG 2002

YEAH . WHO told him to go there

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

who told him to go where?

reaf reafOG 2002 ilikebirds

you tell me , or ill beat you but bare

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 reaf

it wasn't me who decided to share.

reaf reafOG 2002 ilikebirds

thats rare, you pair, i thout you told me you told him it was there, i swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 reaf

dude you took like all the rhymes, one rhyme a comment ok, you act like i'm crazy when i'm just sitting in a chair.

reaf reafOG 2002 ilikebirds

Oh I didnt know there was rules to the rhym off, but since there is Ill just sit on the stare

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 reaf

if there were no rules, i'd be an au pair

reaf reafOG 2002 ilikebirds

listen I'm done with this rhyme , i have to go clean up, but enjoy the rest of your day in this month of Februar - - -e (y)

reaf #7.2 reafOG 2002

I mean

ilikebirds #7.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

jelly bean

reaf #7.3 reafOG 2002
juicymango #7.4 juicymangoOG 2003 stupid

EXACTLY!!!! and ... if you know someone is sensitive...and prone to getting offended and causing a ruckus... just don't mark their comments "STUPID" or whatever. JUST SMILE AND MOVE ON!!! yayyyyyyyyyy the world is a pretty pretty place

reaf #7.4.1 reafOG 2002

its not that pretty,, its okay,, ,, I think if you know they are sensative, attack them even more, and make them cry and say suck it up, be tough GRRRRRRRRRR, like tony the tiger,, ha ha, but thats me, ha ha ha ,,

ilikebirds #7.4.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i think all my comments should be marked STUPID.

ilikebirds #7.4.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

haha i marked you stupid.. because i thought you are stupid. haha i'm stupid. dude... i'm so lifted right now

juicymango #7.4.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

haha that's so funny, i was gonna add (please mark this as stupid) to that comment. HAHAHA

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

we're like twins. just... different moms and dads and stuff. wait.. mark this stupid

iwz #7.4.3 iwz informative

It's important to remember (both for Mods and normal users) that Stupid and Off-Topic tags are not saying anything against the poster.

It's just that if we think a particular comment shouldn't be seen by users with Stupid or Off-Topic disabled, then we'll mark it as such. There are a few mods that definitely hand out too many Stupid tags, and I'll make sure they stop doing that. (rock supastar and skaorsk8!)

forrestina #7.4.3.1 forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha for normal users. what are mods paranormal??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

dont make me mark this stupid

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

mark it as ZING

rocksupastar #7.4.3.2 rocksupastarFounder

STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!! ILL MOD YOU WHAT I WANT!!! DO YOU KNOW WHY?!?!?! CAUSE IM NUMBER ONE STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, CHACHI!

iwz iwz

YOU JUST GOT SERV'D

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

haha HE GOT SERV'D ! haha

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

how so budddddy

reaf #8 reafOG 2002 offtopic

I seriuosly want to paintball shoot the man in the left pinky toe who had the idea of the 15 second posting rule

iwz #8.1 iwz

hey, i like my left pinky toe.

starshiptrooper #8.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

off topic my foot, i'll supply the gun.

rocksupastar #9 rocksupastarFounder

I am offended by this journal, it really brings into question your Christian attitude... you must respect me, i dont feel you are respecting me, so respect me.

ilikebirds #9.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no. not until you bow down before me... and serve me hand peeled grapes

rocksupastar #9.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

i love you ty

ilikebirds #9.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

like more than a friend ?

*crossing fingers*

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmm, more like purely physical...

rocksupastar #10 rocksupastarFounder

Ty told me he wears Xtra small undies... he was embarressed about it, but i told him it was ok, lots of men wear Xtra small undies... and atleast he has his sparkling personality...

reaf #10.1 reafOG 2002

leave nothing for the imagination....................

rocksupastar #10.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

whatcha mean?

ilikebirds #10.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

nah xtrasmalls are too big. they fall right off. i'm more of a no underwear or jock strap kinda man.

skaorsk8 #11 skaorsk8OG 2002

see, all i wanna do is wear my high school clothes.

ian stop trying to make us like you, ok!! it's not working!

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