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WHOA - LIKE APPLES

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Feb 13, 2004 · 142 views · Journal

So apple juice... like it's tastey right. I think so... I dont mind a little thingy of apple juice every now and then... followed by a good spanking and a nap.

But i had some SNAPPLE APPLE the other day. WHOA. what in the name of all that is liquidy and incorrect. It really is apple. It's like.. you're drinking an apple. It's just like apple.

WHO WANTS TO DRINK APPLE... i like eating apple.. but drinking it.. noooooooooooo.
Man snapple has gone crazy . YOu cant just be going around taking foodstuffs and liquifying them.
It just throws off the whole taste bud things.. and what not.

stay away from snapple apple.
Orange juice is really like biting into an orange
strawberry kiwi drinks aren't like taking half a kiwi and strawberry and jamming it into your mouth.
but snapple apple is really like you just bit into an apple.. and then swished it around in your mouth until it became all liquidy

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16 Comments

modestjesse #1 modestjesseOG 2004

I prefer Apple Cider over Apple Juice.

But have you tried the Banana Snapple? That's awesome! It's like you're drinking a real banana!

ilikebirds #1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

noooo you serious. i couldn't take that.

reaf #2 reafOG 2002

i havent had snapple in i dont even know how long,,
BUt i hate apple juice, I hate apple things, i only like apples everyonce in a while with peanutbutter

ilikebirds #2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

dude. i hate you alright. dont be dissin' my apples with all that generalization alright. have you had every apple in the world? no... how can you say that apples suck. ugh. people like you make me sick

reaf #2.1.1 reafOG 2002

ha ha.........................
its TECHNICALFOWL alright!!!!!!!!
NEXT SONG.........NEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXTTTTTT SONG

reaf #2.1.2 reafOG 2002

and for the record i LOVE YOU THAI, you dont make me sick,, ha ha

ilikebirds #2.1.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

aww man you can't retort to a mean comment with a nice comment. because then it makes the poster of the mean comment look like a idiot. or maybe that was your intention ! arghhhhhhh

reaf reafOG 2002

my intention is only to love..hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ha ha

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i can totallly... relate

socalgal #3 socalgalOG 2003

Ty you CRACK me up! You are SO jerry seinfeld, you take nothing and make it something and make it totally funny! You're SICK!

ilikebirds #3.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ahhh appreciated. but.. you just ruined me. i can't have people thinking i'm funny.. because.. they wont take me seriously. and i'm the most serious guy in the world !

socalgal #3.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

its your ability to take something and make it funny, i'm sure when your serious your serious....uh i forgot where i was going with this! lol too much thought

ilikebirds #3.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

haha i'm only messing around. i'm not serious.or funny. i'm just goofy

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i know chiquito!!!

skaorsk8 #3.1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

funny you mention that, i was thinking about making a play all about how our forefathers survived in america as pilgrims. you can be the rice patties of vietnam. also can you wear a gorilla suit. thank you.

modestjesse #3.1.2.1 modestjesseOG 2004

OMG, that was GREAT! Rice patties!

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