The Stupid Things We Do
by So I'm at my parents doing laundry and I figure I'll be the good son. They've been having a problem with their sump pump, they bought a new one but they got the wrong kind. Anyway, I go to connect the old one to make sure it still works. My brother told them it didn't so that's why they bought a new one. So I connect the old one and I'm just holding a hose on it thinking that will do the trick. So I plug this thing in and after about two seconds it shoots water out with such pressure that it blows the hose right off the nozzel and my hand. So now this thing is spraying water everywhere! I quickly yank the power cord, and just as I pull it I have a second thought becuase of the water and I don't want to get zapped. So fortunatly the plug comes out without sparking and I'm drenched. I take my shirt off in disgust and throw it on something to dry. The washer finally stopped so I decided to put my clothes in the dryer. I lift the lid to the washer and there's a boat load of water on top of it that I didn't notice. Poured it all over my clothes. Now if this was clean water it wouldn't be a big deal, but this was skanky water, so disgusting. So now I had to wash my clothes over again.
So I'm sitting here, my pants are still wet, and I'm waiting for my clothes to finally dry. I can't beleive I did that. I knew the thing was going to shoot the water out but I didn't think it would knock the hose out of my hand. Oh well.
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Don't be sad. I am constantly doing dumb things.
lol that stinks, no pun intended
silly rabbit...
hey good times with the face of a cat
i did that once...but... it was in a dream.
hey i was in that one remember. oh man that was huh larry us with the wiffle ball bat? haha
and the slip and slide filled with jello donut filling? haha good times.
hah yeah "im a donut bean sandwich im a donut bean sandwich"
hah remember when i took the wiffle bat... and i snuck it around.. " look at me i'm fly i'm a fly... swat me swat me "
STRIKE I WIN I WIN
well thats because you always take up the jelly first. jerk. spread the jelly around to others once in awhile !
stop putting pb on my dog's tail man thats so not funny, then i will share the jelly
dude your dog was asking for it. i was trying to eat my sandwich and he licked it.. so what else am i suppose to do. i just smacked the sandwich on his butt and left. that was such a good pb jelly sandwich too. i hate you
and your dog
well i spread the jelly on your moter bike have fun leaving over on your fast turns brrrrum brrrrrum sticky
a-ha! i get the last laugh. cause i like sticky. keeps me on. foiled again huh rogue.
no i am still laughing so whatever i can laugh for a long time
do you laugh when you're in the shower? huh ! cause if you do i want to smear jelly in your tub
yes but my foot is over the spout and i am holding a giant warm fuzzy parachute ready to attatch to my happy hippo
too bad you i have your happy hippo. you didn't know i took him did you while you were in the closet changing into that Butler outfit. a-ha. now you have to be nice or i'll return to you a SAD HIPPO
no way man i have the hippo, check your briefcase. i asked you to make popcorn, you put it down on the bisectional sofa next to the nintendo controllers you got from grandma, then i put a note in your briefcase
whoa whoa i was no where near the bisectional sofas, if by 'bisectional sofas' you mean the ottoman with the cat stains then you might be right. anyway i didn't read your note. i lost it in a game of poker with charles.
charles? eye popping out of socket charles? C.H.A.R.L.E.S charles? charles as in 'i love hot dogs without the bun' charles? charles the carpentar? oh man i love that guy how come i wasnt invited?
is that how charles spells his name? i never knew. i thought he was one of those weird sppellers like... K.h.a.e.r.l.e.z khaelez.
anyway yea he still loves his hot dogs without buns.. next time i'll give you a call.. guess who else was there.. JAKE .. you remember jake? the guy with the cranberry sauce, always..
This is almost like something you'd see on TV. I'm glad you didn't get electrocuted
*i'm cracking up by the way
Glad I made you laugh, at my expense. Hehe, it's funny thinking back to it now, I wish I had it on tape.
Well you had the best intentions. ;)
I feel stupid, but it's something that comes and goes...
i've been changin...think it's funny how no one knows
okay before i read this in full this popped out at me: "So I'm sitting here, my pants are still wet"
you really are high, aren't you..haha
it's kinda scary before i was looking for something in the fridge and i just sat down on the floor laughing about it.
yea unfortunately, i was home for that
yes unfortunately you were home.
home? thanks its my house not urs
okay i wasn't talking about the posession of the house. sit down and breathe in and out nice and slow.