IS Ben Gay? <font color =red> *OOPS

haha my mom has a tendency to always wake up when i walk into the house late at night...
So i was talking to here the other day and one time at about 3 in the morning she woke
up and decided to brush her teeth.. NO IDEA WHY. And When she did, she reached out for what she
thought was toothpaste and starting brushig away. Only to be surprised at how hardcore the minty freshness bubbles are stinging and apparently Flouriding. But nooooooooo She looks at the tube and it's BEN GAY. hahahahha. I pee'd my pants when she told me. And then proceeded to take 40 bucks from her cause i needed water.

I was out at the shop and sometimes i go there and crush some boxes and stuff.
SO i go there one time and i'm still in the car while my pops is outside and he's all " Son! crush these boxes" ... I respond with " I'm only wearing socks I can't. It'd hurt too much" ..
He goes " FINE! and walks away "...
SO i walk into the shop and my dad sees that i have shoes on and says " where'd you find shoes?! "
and i'm all " dude who wears just socks in the middle of winter ".. and he looks at me and says " you're an idiot i dont know, you're always running outside in your boxers " ... To shea' father. To' shea. or touche' touche'

Oh and our new puppy.. refuses to pee or poop anywhere but in the bathroom... poops behind the toilet.. and pees on the mat. i hate that. ugh.. how do you housebreak a stupid puppy.

OH yeah.. so last night i was in the supermarket and i picked up a 6 pack of the glass PERRIer water things.. and i grabbed it by just a single bottle.. haha.. SPLASH.. about 5 bottles broke.. and there was this lady in the aisle with me.. i looked at her with a smirk and said .. " clean up on aisle 10 " really loud.. and she goes " aint that the truth ".. so i walked away like i was gonna call someone to clean it up.. but i just ran . ... oops.