2fat4cleanup
by A STICKER promoting the Anti-2fat4Spandex League has been stuck on the wall in one of the gent's urinals here on eZabel.
Much as you may agree with the sentiment (barney has had more hits, and the sight of a woman who genuinely is too fat for spandex has led to the immediate loss of many a....lunch) we have been informed by Gordon in maintenance that materials and labor to have it removed could cost upwards of $50. That my dear eZabelers, is a lot of .75c paypal donations.
We are currently investigating the matter and are following leads(it had to be you). If found, rest assured that the perp will recieve a very firm slap on the wrist as well as become enslaved as a roadie for this particular um, outfit(hehe) and be enrolled in the eZabel Sensitivity Seminars for Large Poorly Dressed Women and Painful Music Parts I(80's hair metal) & II(John Tesh covers by Billy Joel).
Please remember, vandalism has rarely solved anything.....
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i really thought that said giant's urinals.
They're for the nephilim of ezabel.
thats DEF not what i saw when i read that the first time... pheeww lol
i read it real quick, i thought it said giant's genitals...
hahah patrick what are you doing to us man!
subliminal messages here on eZabel. I took the class right after the bad music workshops...
angry pirate
Hey count me in I'm always up for a good game of baseball. I think this is right on target and it is helping me feel better about myself. Good journal good journal!
fatty fatty 2 by 4, can't fit thru the kitchen door!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spandex is a priveldge NOT a right.
bestest movie EVER!
brain cancer cancer brain ill hack your head with my skateboard
wait....so pat are you anti-2fat4spandex????? how dare you!!!!
It's all some odd vendetta against me! Even though I let him stay at the way-cool Dover Congregation Talent Show!