This one is on me

Hey we all love kareoke right? Well here at work I got a lot of voicemails. yay, this software isn't working right, can you fix blah blah blah. Then I go on the internet and I look for answers on why my head is so huge. Sometimes when I walk around I can feel the weight of my head pulling me in other directions. I think it's too heavy for my body and this causes problems, this is probably why I'm not good at basketball, because when I jump my head is still overcoming gravity so it feels like it's going into my neck. My friends say that i have good reflexes with my hands. I it figured out, and its becuase my head is too huge to move it out of the way in time so I block with my hands. Oh man I'd probably be dead if I didn't have fast hands. My huge slow head would get hit all the time by flying things, good thing air is not a flying thing. I cant put my head out of a car window because the whole car would turn from the wind drag and we would crash and my friends would be mad. hopefully we'd still be friends.

All in all its ok having a huge head, the only disappointing factor is that hats look really funny on me, and long socks like a socker player, but hey, funny is funny. Not funny is serious.