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ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Apr 2, 2004 · 220 views · · · Journal

So today I went on about thinking about hunting pandas, Because a Panda is a bear and it's the only bear that seems to let you hunt it. SO I said to self " lets go hunt pandas with big machetes "

well after some research, I found that there are only 18 pands outside of china and within china there's only like 30 left.

http://homepage1.nifty.com/~xiongmao/zoo_world.html

THe bronx zoo only has red pandas, which are interesting in itself but DID YOU CLICK ON THE LINK FOR AMERICA - NEW YORK, the bronx zoo named it's pandas the worst names ever, PAN, PANDAH, PANDEE, thats why they all died.

ANyway it's sad that in this world today there are no pandas. I think we all need to collectively gather out inner strength and conserve these pandas. Because ONE DAY My son is gonna come up to me and say " daddy daddy i want to go panda hunting" and I'll look sad, give a frown and say " oh leroy, but there are no more pandas in the world, your daddy hunted them all with machetes when he was younger, i'm sorry boo boo" .

SO please send donations too:
ty pham
196 nebula rd
piscataway nj 08854

Oh yeah, still accepting canned food goods to help the needy, make sure cans say miller light, coors light , or bud light on them. thanks.

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25 Comments

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

will you accept stoli wodka?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

ty, what ever happened to the days when you used to talk about killer whales so much?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Apparently You all dont care about the panda.
And that, my friends, is why there's only like 10 left.
Shame on YOU
Shame on YOUR MOTHER
and Shame on Marissa Miller for sayin 'No' to my love.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i met the pandas at the washington zoo once. sing sing and ling ling. and while we were leaving, i didn't want a crappy souvenier, i wanted a good one, so i didn't buy one at the gift shop. and as we were leaving, i saw a sign, it said "Zoo Poo"...and I'm like, yo mom, what's that, maybe i can get some for my friends. and so we ask, and it's fertilizer, but from the zoo animals. so we got some animal crackers instead.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

You should have gotten it I'm sure you and your friends would have had a blast with it. lol

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

watch what you call my friends, sucka!

punk rock muffins.....

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

LOL. What are you talking about?
I'm rather confused. I didn't call your friends anything. lol

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

it sounds like you're trying to start some crap. i don't know why. whats up with that.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Don't make me pull a chelios on you too. :-P
Man I'm having to pull a Chelios all over the place today.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

pssst....i think you need anger management today...LOL

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Nah I just need to get the anger out by pulling a chelios on a few more people. :-P

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

haha that made me giggle

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

that scared me....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

aww but it's a sad panda. how can you be scared

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

it doesn't look like a sad panda, it looks like a serial killer

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

That's what I was thinking. lol

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yeah, I'm gonna see that thing in my nightmares!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i like the neon green bamboo

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

mmmmmmmm.. taaaaasttteeeey

iwz iwz ·

actually.. pandas aren't bears.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

what are they? R.O.U.S-es??

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist. *BAM!*

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

this is a taco burrito conversation. NACHOS! ..

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

hmm hey toxicgirl, lets get some tacos this w/end

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