Hi..
by I wrote this song about Ty Pham. Because he IS sexy.
If Only I Was Asian
If only I was asian,
Everyone'd know my name
And even though im short
Id always kick my game
Cause nothings better then yellow
Yellow skin that is....
And slanted eyes are better
Then white, blacks, and spanish...?
They call me the sensation
Because thats what I am.
My last name is a dinner
And rhymes with ham and spam
Its no wonder you're all jealous
Cause you cant comprehend
I post all of my journals
With things that dont make sense
And all of you just laugh
And say "o man thats Ty"
But secretly you want me
The girls and yes the guys
Cause once again im Asian,
and me you just cant beat
My sneakers like size 7
Cuz we all got small feet?
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hahahaha, that's impressive...however slightly disturbing. QUICK! Get this guy a hobby!
HAHA, some parts are pretty inspired. very entertianing.
haha very nice
Cause nothings better then yellow
Yellow skin [IS MANNISH]
And slanted eyes are better
Then white, blacks, and spanish
well it rhymes, doesnt it?
oops....can somebody delete this? haha
i mean my comment....i posted accidently...and now, i've got two dumb comments that need to be deleted
WOW. You couldn't be more wrong. Get Your Facts straight next time. I'm a Size 6 European Womens Shoe Size, ok. Me wearing a 7 is like Me in BOBO the clowns red shoes.
Thats why i'm such an advocate for shoe covers when you are in public stalls. I hate when other people come into the mens rooms, look at my shoes and say " Oh SNAP, there's a girl in here "...
So they're all " HEY girl whats going on"
and I'm all " No it's me Michael "
and they're all " JORDAN? "
and i'm all " yea "
and they're all " WOW can I get an autograph "
And i'm all " well wait outside, i'm kinda busy "
And they're all " yea yea sure sure "
and Then when i walk out i run into them
and they're all " wait where's michael jordan "
and i'm all " OH He left through the back "
and everyone just goes home and plays fusball
My last name is a dinner? what dinner is this?
i want to eat it
oh ive been looking for a singer for my techno band -laser lights-, and you are perfected we can hit mad clubs with our hypnotic i got a fast car dont worry, lets go