Michael Jackson
by I realized I love all things that are black and white.
Pandas are sexy
Killer Whales make me warm inside
Oreo Cookies all over my body = Fun For all
Zebras are kinda cute
White Girls with Black Sharpie Drawings all over their face = Hot
SO I woke up this morning and Went to the bathroom to stare into the mirror.
Anyway As i'm gazing into this mirror I'm thinking to my self "Man, I really am Good looking...
I mean, Seriously". Then after a good 10/15 minutes of staring I was interupted by my sister,
WHo said " ahhh ty?!?! why are you just standing there staring at a poster of Brad Pitt".
Thats when I realized I wasn't looking in the mirror or even in the bathroom. I was laying in my bed staring at the poster of brad pitt on my ceiling.
My dad is a 52 yr. old SHort asian man ( haha i have to say that now, 'short asian', because YAO
ming introduced TALL ASIANS, weirdo ) who never watches tv or involved in any type of pop culture or the outside world for that matter. ANyway , point is... He loves HIP HOP.
He loves CHINGY. SO everytime I hope into his truck and I turn on the radio... I noticed that of course it's blaring HIP HOP - AND - the Stereo Fade is set all the way to the LEFT DRIVER SPEAKERS. Because well my mom as passenger HATES hip hop and finds the bass to be annoying.
ANyway funny stuff, sometimes.
Back to work, it's 10am and i've been here nearly 3 hours.
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Hint of Mint
i LUV pandas and wish my swimming pool was big enough to have a whale as a pet or at least have a dolphin....
i had a dream oncee that i had a whale in an above ground pool, and the magic carpet from aladdin was in it to, and i remember having to say 101 dalmations for the carpet to fly...crazy times,
and i think the whale was in the pool because cruela devil stole it, and i duno but somehow it ended up in a pool in my back yard
Yeah dolphins are so awsome. I would love to be able to ride on a dolphin out in the ocean How great would that be.
When I become a mermaid in the new system I'll let you go for a ride on my pet dolphin.
hey i gotta feeling reading this journal, it really touched me, except its more like a stabbing pencil in my adams apple, it feels like wanton soup is leaking out of my trachea
i love killer whales!!! www.shamu.com
1. click on the shamcam!
2. watch for hours
i luv this!!!! everytime i go to seaworld in SD, it's SO hard for me to leave, i love oceanlife
i know! You need somebody to drag me away from the killer whale tank at orlando
one day, i'll be reunited with my shamu :-)
thanks, I'm hooked now
a goat would look really funny underwater. personal opinion, not trying to persaude you.
good ol qwak.