The Insomnia Chronicles

This will definitely be long and rambling, just to warn you. It's purely reflection.

Did you know that if you stay at home for more than a week or 7, you automatically become the house maid?

So i'm raiding the fridge and i see 'ice cream sandwich' ice cream. This makes no sense because i figure, "Why would they cut up those wonderful ice cream sandwiches and put them in ice cream?" BUT NO, it was pieces of the outer sandwich put into the ice cream, thus making the whole thing one big ice cream sandwich. Yummy! My new ice cream motto is: "Just eat it." Actually, now that i think of it, that was my old ice cream motto so i still need a new one.

Never bet on a sure thing until it's hatched, because you will count on it, hope for it and all your friends will tell you it's in the bag, only to have it dissipate before your eyes and then you have to start over with nothing. Because you can never go back.

Did you know that the Number 1 name on ezabel is Mike? I mean i'm sure it's in no small part due to our beloved MJ, but the sheer volume is astounding. As a sobering point of reference, the amount of times MORE that the word "mike" is up here as opposed to my name is 1,661. That is not including the word Michael, which i am assuming is his full first name and not Microphone J.

I have not recently drawn the ire of the UEF and that is a good thing. But soccer is one of the greatest sports, i have just discovered. I'm no good at it because it's all about running and footwork. I am an overweight asthmatic with bad ankles (and a bad back while i'm at it). But i still love stickball and handball, two sports indigienous to the bronx.

Did you know you could get money for inventing something? i'm currently in the process of finding out how much. But i don't think it will be much of a windfall. I need to invent something like a teleporter. Or a way to see how psychotic a person will(or will not) be before you start dating them, i could use that more than a teleporter. That being said, i don't think a teleporter could give you the stories you'd lose from the other machine...(HE'S GOT A KNIFE!)

I liked gina's journal, but i really felt bad that i just realized that she was gina. A year ago i'd have known that. I remember the days when haveing 500+ points put you in the top. Ok i don't remember much, i'm a new user. And how is it that there are over 600 users and when i go to send an emessage it only pops up with the people who use it most often? Ian is a genius.

My brother got engaged(officially) on saturday, but what he remembers most is that Giacomo wouldn't let him sleep during the second half. I think it's cuz he isn't used to the snoring like i am. I remember most playing the PS2 in the back of the escalade on the way. And watching friends dvd's. That makes that the best ride to a circiut assembly ever.

And finally if i could be any warrior in history, it would be Huang Gai. Or maybe Lu Bu.

I just realized i may be going thru my quarter life crisis, and pretty soon will have to change my eZabel age range. But it's ok, cuz i'm still alive...