Five Point Palm
by Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year, one-double knot-three, head priest of The White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road contemplating whatever a man with Pai Mei's infinite power would contemplate, (which is another way of saying, "who knows") when, a Shaolin monk appeared on the road traveling in the opposite direction.
As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod... was not returned.
Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or, did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, were the consequences.
The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple, and demanded that the temple's head Abbot offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei, only to find, Pai Mei was inconsolable.
So began, the massacre of the Shaolin Temple, and all sixty of the monks inside, at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began, the legend of Pai Mei's Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
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huh??
I dont get it either....
makes me want PF Changs (do you guys have those out there?)
Not that I know of what is it?
its a high end chinese food chain...the best food!!! I'm craving it now!
As far as I know we don't have any of those around here.
I could go for some chinese food myself. lol
haha high end. i went to this place called chipotle's. sooo good. i had a burrito with barbacoa in it (it's the special type of seasoned beef they have there). i thought of that place cuz they say its a taqueria for white people. ther'e even a little drawing on the burrito wrapper of how to unwrap and eat the burrito.
OOOHHH!!!! PF Changs!!! We have two in our area. One is closer to Cincinnati, but they just put a brand new one aout 5 minutes from my house.....I LOVE IT!!!!
And what if the enemy is only 3 inches away?
i have a Tommy Cheng tee-shirt (the chinese food place by my house), my friend steve got it for me.
Beatrix Kiddo learned the five point exploding heart technique and Bill didn't! Loser!
OH! and old nasty Pai Mei snatched that "defiant eye" didn't he! HAHAHA!
execution, shaolin style...
Kuo Yu Chang was one of the famous Kung Fu masters. He owned deep inner energy so that he could break many stones with one light hand movement. As well as he could break all the stones but keep only one stone safe due to his desire.
In 1931, a strong man from Russia came to Kwangchou at west Mellon Garden (now located at the People's Southern Road Kwangchou's Daily News Neighborhood), to demonstrate strength feats. We accompanied Kuo Yu Chang to see the strong man. When he came on stage, he pulled along a wild horse which no one could get near. If anyone could withstand a kick from the horse and not get killed, he would receive $200.00. Then someone in the audience shouted, "Russian, don't be so smug. Iron Palm Kuo is here to cut the strong man down to size and to show how proud Chinese are." Kuo Yu Chang went up on the stage.
The strong man observed that Kuo Yu Chang appeared to be an uncommon man. Since the Russian did not know Kuo Yu Chang's background, he demanded Kuo Yu Chang have an examination by a medical doctor to insure that he was a normal human. Finally Kuo Yu Chang went to confront the wild horse. He got near the horse and using his palm lightly slapped it on the back. Immediately the horse did not move. On the second day, the horse did not eat and died. The doctor autopsied the horse and found severe internal injuries. The Russian quietly packed and left. This event of the 1930's is still much talked about among the old Kwangchou people today.
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You got Pai Mei to teach you the Five Point Palm exploding heart technique?
"of course"
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snake charmer: "how do i look?"
black mamba: "you look ready."
:five/steps:
*thud*