Short Story
by On my way into the movie theater as my husband parks the truck a young girl says to me....Sllluuttt. awefully loud. So I turn around as I am half way in the building and look back at her...
So im standing on line waiting to be next.. AS I hear..
her....that girl started with me...
her friend... Who, I duno who yer talkin about
her... THAT girl in the yellow sweatshirt....
in my head saying....oh yay....
so her short friend comes over to me, well they all come over in a pack,, and she says to me
her friend.... hey you startin with my girl
Me... Oh please ( as in get out of my face)
her friend.... I didnt axts for your attitude
Me.... Oh please how old are you.... as I am over looking her,, she is shorter than me
her friend... Thats not what i axed you.. i didnt axts you to be frsh, and how old are you?
Me.. Older than you get outa my face..
and so they leave........
it was ridiculous... and they were looking to start a fight... and in my area these "people" are always looking to fight and they wonder why they get such a bad rap and that they are ignorent.. Well thats why, stop looking for trouble!
I have to admit it was kind of exciting, these things never happen to me and I've always wanted to fight someone. Like especially when I was in school for some reason. No one ever saw it through for some reason when they'd say I wanna fight you and I was like Fine Do it now! but it never happened!!
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being in a fight is like the ultimate in comedy
Man..this is why I miss high school! Verbal fights are so exciting and funny! I wanna go back.
I got in this bad fight in the movie theater once with this fat girl and all her friends. That was a bit scary though because she started to run/wobble/giggle after me as we were leaving. SHe was like "Yo get back here!?" and I was like "Yo G, whattya gonna do, sit on me?" and she said "yes!" and started to charge. I jumped in the car real fast.
the rhinoceros selects it's prey and begins to charge. thump thump thump fat rippling with every pounding step
Frest, you're so funny! I wish I had known you then..you wouldn't have stayed silent like the 2 people with me and would have been a great side kick!
one two three SIX. SIX loveeeely ladies. hahahah you know i had such a hard time keeping my mouth shut.
haha i know. i had quite a few verbal fights in highschool. there was only one time i really thought i was gonna get into a physical fight cuz this girl pushed me and i just yelled that she must be out of her mind to do that. then a teacher came, and it was done. i'm glad i never did though. i was so obnoxious in HS to jerk kids and teachers that i didnt like, but i never got detention.
I was only real obnoxious to students. I'm quite surprised I didn't get my little butt kicked. If someone acted to me the way I acted towards some people (even though they totally deserved it) I would have kicked my own butt! Does that make sense?
There was this one point where I had this whole plan to totally wreck this one kid..but I knew I'd get beat up so I didn't. Unfortunate, that'd be a great story to tell!
haha, yea i would make up some elaborate plans too, but never went thru with a lot. not so much, beating up..but there was this girl me and my friend HATED cuz she was SUCH a jerk and so mean and snotty..ugh..with red hair..haha (no offense to any redheads)..anyways..me and stacy were concoting this plan to make this really gross mixture of stuff, like toothpaste and honey and mustard..and dump it on her on the last day of school..but we never did. lol too bad.
Haha..my plan involved dumping stuff on a kids head too!! This one boy gave me such problems throughout high school and was really such a hateful jerk. Well, I wanted to just casually walk past him in lunch one day and dump my bowl of pasta on his head. Then I would run and retreat behind my druggy friends!
hahaha! we woulda been friends in HS. lol i was cool with mostly everyone...but it was just those 3 or 4 kids that i just couldnt stand. ugh
We so totally would! And we could have been terrorizing all the people we didn't enjoy the presence of!
this is so funny! what'd you hubby say when all of this was happening? people jsut do not have respect anymore. i'm stoked that you didn't just walk away....(i'm cracking up how you captured the essence of the jibberish of the chick)
this happened to me one time....latin girls think they are the schiz and if they see a very americanized latin girl as myself they like to pick on them...well my (then) boyfreind & i were sitting outside of a theater (waiting on some friends) and this one girl jsut started cursing at me saying she didn't like the way i was looking at her (i wasn't even looking her way) blah blah blah....i jsut looked at her and laughed and she said "wanna make something of it coconut" so i stood up, and she freaked realizing her 5' frame didn't match up to my 5'10" frame....so she just hurried and walked away. we were crying cause we were laughing so hard!
ha ha,Nicec,
Man i wish i could just stand up and intimidate people!
I have to rely on my puerto rican death stare,and my fighting skills, ha, and word of mouth..
it was so funny to me when it was happening, cause i was so in one of those moods where im ready to fight,i duno why either. I was thinking in my head as she's mouthing off ot me, okay if she starts physical the first thing ima go for is her head and lock it under my arms!
I dont remember what brandon said when i told him, but i remember laughing to what he said.
yeah sad to say i dont have this problem, people dont even start with me, they know im all business, big bad and in charge, and its probably a problem for them to talk into my face since my bulging biceps block the view
Its hard to even reply to something that stupid.....
She called you Slut? haha dude that's not so bad. At least she didn't call you "honey" that's a lot worse, because honey is just bee poop. I definitely don't wanna be called bee poop, i would beat someone up real quickzee if they called me bee poop. They'd be on the ground begging for mercy in like two seconds if they called me bee poop.
and they probably woudn't have the time to ask me if i was startin with them, cos i would have each in my hand, by the neck, their feet dangling in the air, the look of terror in their eyes. That would be the end of it. That would be the last time they referred to a human as bee poop.
hmm, kind of like conneticut girl?
worse
no it wasn't slut,
it was Sllluttt
OH DUDE! did she stutter over her t's like slut-t-t-t-t like a stutterer? cos I can't hurt a stuterer. It's kinda meanish.
However, if she just said it in a long T like almost like a transvestite with a lisp, oh man, she would be so dead, because I don't really like transies with lisps. Dude she would be like "i didn't AXE for your attitude" and I would quickly pull out a bottle of Axe deodorant and say "OH YEHA!! WHAT NOW HUH!" and spray away.
this story would be a lot funnier if you said "I know Kung-Fu" to them. And see what their reaction would be. And also even better if you started doing kung-fu moves. Dude, that would be the best thing EVER. Next time this happens to you, please grasshoppah, don't disapoint me, and say "I know Kung-Fu"
you have no idea how many times that phrase has saved my life. Or, in the least bit, at least made the moment a lot funnier. It's also funny to flex your arms and hit your biceps like Joe Dirt. They don't know what to do, and you're having a really fun time!
DUDE,, when i was on my way in to the theatre i was saying to myself, i should have said im old enough to kung fu your .... outside!
Or just did a stance and been like READY PUNK.... like whats his face from those old westerns!
btw we say part 2 , and im in love! ! ! LOVE LOVE LOVE
i sooo want to do that one time, but i know that one day ill meet my match and i dont want to be the smart alike that starts the physicallness, mama always taught me dont be the first to swing,, cause then your ignorent,, just fight back cause your not a punching bag!
oh yeah definitely don't swing first. However, if they swing first, they'll be swinging at their END. It's not about meeting your match. It's all about knowing that it's the end of them. THE END. They'll run scared just from seeing how un-scared you are. haha
that was suposed to be a reply, things are working weird for me today
yeah but kam, seriosly there will be someone who can take you down, weather it be with fists of fury or a weapon.. im more scared about people packen weapons then fists.
can't be to cocky or it will be bound ot happen!
unless your beatrix,, but she was higly trained
haha dude of course i'm kidding... i've never been in a real fight in my life, and prolly never will. Lol.
ok, ok,cause i was gunna say !
lol, this is pretty funny... did you take off your shoe and try to hit her?