Three Pee
by (To be read in your best Jerry Stiller voice)
So, my meal at McDonald's came to $4.97.. I gave the cashier a 5 dollar bill..
..He then mumbled quickly in his nasal congested muffled voice something to the effect of "hrwmm ruwlly pyllrwlyrr hrwmm?" After telling him to repeat himself hoping that one of the times he'd repeat it, I'd get him to actually speak clear enough.. I finally heard on his 4th time of trying to get it down pat: "Do you want your change back? It's only 3 pennies." I replied.. "Yes" in an unimpressed voice.
Why wouldn't I want change back? Even if it's just pennies. I'm not gonna give any extra money for the food that is McDonald's. McDonald's food isn't impressive enough to equal $4.97.. so, why on Earth would I give 3 cents more!?
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the fries are! i LUV their french fries!!!
Yeah, that was pretty rude of him. Sheesh! Doesn't matter how much it is, the customer shouldn't be asked if he wants all his change back.
it's not even like he was going to give it to the ronald mcdonald foundation...
Hahahaha. I just thought... hey, what if this dude is doing that same thing with everyone's small amount of extra change. Ten cents here, 20 cents there... he might be making a dollar extra an hour than everyone else that's staffed by McDonald's. Well, he won't get my change!
this reminds me of the Mr. Pink's "I don't tip" monologue! Steve Buscemi is KEY!
I HEAR YA BROTHA. RIDE ON RONALD!!!
yea but. do you really want 3 pennies in your pants?
i hate having change in my pants. my washing machine is broken because i forget to take change out of my pants.
I put the change in this holder kind of a thing, in my car.