AN EMAIL FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON?! NO WAY

Dear Mr. Journey,
I call you Mr. Journey because I feel like we are on a mystical path into the big black sea of space holding those big pretty shiny stars. OOO how much I want to touch your pointy star points Mr. Journey. Mr Journey, I think we could do lots of things together if you were a real person. I'm a fun guy, not like a mushroom, but like a fun person. we could go to stores and I could write down in you, Mr Journey, how i fell about what im doing in a store. I could log everything I eat, and wear. Oh Mr Journey, wouldn't you like to see me in bicycle shorts? OH stop it Mr Journey, I know you would. Haha, You make me laugh sometimes Mr. Journey and that is what I like about you, alot of very bad people want to make me cry Mr Journey, yes they doo, yes they dooo, but you Mr. Journey you're my hereo, you make everything seem so spacious and huge like a tub of melted marshmellows. You know what I like to do with marshmellows Mr. Journey? Yes you do, thats right because I wrote it down on you Mr Journey. I like to wail nice fresh plump sugary marshmellows at peoples foreheads and watch the dust explode on them. Oh Mr. Journey, I think I've run out of things to write down in you, you know everything already! Till next time Mr. Journey, kisses, and sweet dreams.