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flomojopoanode by flomojopoanode · Jul 19, 2004 · 181 views · Journal

What's it like being a KOL meat millionaire?

Not very fulfilling.

I mean...at first I was working so hard to make all that...carne. I was so excited when I hit the million meat mark(MMM). But then I wanted more. I worked hard, investing my meat in the hell ramen market. I did well, quite well, and was happy.

Once I made all my meat, I never felt like spending it. I became cheap and stingy.

Now that I realized meat don't make people happy, I've decided to help others with my loochee de carne. I don't want to give it away to someone who's a mooch. I worked hard for my meat fortune, and I want to see others work hard, and then reward them for that hard work.

But today I decided to start with a give away.

As the Bible says, there is more joy in giving than receiving. I'm testing that theory now.

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23 Comments

specialk #1 specialkOG 2003

GIVE!! I'll show you how happy it makes me!! :)

rocksupastar #2 rocksupastarFounder

hahahaha... i do contests... or give it to people in my clan

beachbum #2.1 beachbumOG 2002

what kind of contests?

perrin #3 perrinOG 2004

I've worked hard for my meat too. lol. You could reward me for all my hard work. lol

hunkpapap #4 hunkpapapOG 2003

HAHAHA you petty pauper, it's not living until you make your first 30 million. THo i won't do that again for a while..

perrin #4.1 perrinOG 2004

Well I'm never going to make that because everything I make now goes right to the clan. lol

beachbum #4.1.1 beachbumOG 2002

yeah wow i checked the war room yesterday-what the heck happened? we got destroyed.

perrin #4.1.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Yeah I know. Our defenses it seems weren't enough, but we will be back on the top list. Ian(different Ian) and I are working on a major meat making strategy to get the clan a ton of meat so we can build up our defenses. I actually already made over 100,000 meat this morning alone for our clan and I haven't even sold any hell ramen yet. lol

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

hm what kind of strategy is this? and can you send me a hell ramen or 2 por favor?

perrin perrinOG 2004

A very ingenuis one. hehehehehehe. I work so hard for my hell ramens and everyone wants them. lol. Ok I'll send you one right now. lol

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

do you need me to send you noodles?

perrin perrinOG 2004

Well if you have any extras sure but you don't have to go searching for any or anything. I already sent it to you anyway. lol

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

but we have no good bags left

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah I know but that's because our defenses weren't strong enough to protect against raids and other clans kept stealing them from us. So we are going to build up our defenses first then start raiding other clans and getting goodie bags.

perrin perrinOG 2004

At this point I've already gotten the clan about 200,000 meat. lol

specialk #4.2 specialkOG 2003

Did you just call him a "pretty pauper?" :)

web-toedchloe #5 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Am I the only one that doesn't know what "KOL" is?

perrin #5.1 perrinOG 2004

Maybe not the only one but pretty close to the only one. lol

thefunkyfresh #6 thefunkyfreshFounder

meat doesn't buy happiness

perrin #6.1 perrinOG 2004

But it does buy fun times. lol

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#7 lexOG 2004

i hae no idea how this works. in fact i have no idea if this comment will even be looked at. i don't even know what i'm talking about!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME ANYTHING!!!

perrin #7.1 perrinOG 2004

You have to ask in order to be told. lol

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#8 lexOG 2004

GAAAAHHHHH GAGAGAGAGAGA

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